Fellas prepare to winch, A Rugby Legend.

[Deadlift]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/rugby-league/19863795

Eyes watering reading this. He even finished the game.

[Wolfshade]

I am not sure a rugby league player could ever be described as a legend....

[Deadlift]

Yes I know union is where it's at, but come on. He ruptured a testicle 1 minute into the 2nd half, and carried on to finish the game. Then went to hospital to have it removed. :o

[Denzark]

Or that Rugby League can be seen as a sporting game...

[Wolfshade]

It is certainly something, a friend of mine ruptured a testicle on a trans penine express, yet another reason to avoid manchester...

It does show the difference between these sports men and their better paid soccer brethern who fall over clutching their shin at a gentle breeze

[Psychosplodge]

And that's the difference between Rugby, and the girly yankee version...

[DrLove42]

I used to do Fencing during my undergrad days.

The horror story (that is 100% true btw) was a male fencer was wearing a box/cup to protect his unmentionables.

Unfortunatly the protective item in question was old and after a particularly off target lunge, cracked into 2 pieces, completly unnoticed by either participant. The gentleman then made a lunge forward, the motion of which made the box crack open like a bear trap. And when he recovered from the lunge....it clamped shut on his nuts.

And thats why people don't wear boxes in fencing...

[Psychosplodge]

:eek:

Well you only ever zip yourself up too fast once...

[Wolfshade]

It was alleged that one lad on one of your scout/cub camps zipped himself into his tent :eek:

[Psychosplodge]

It was alleged that one lad on one of your scout/cub camps zipped himself into his tent :eek:

How the f*ck would you manage that?

[eldargal]

Trying soo hard not to make an insensitive comment.

[Psychosplodge]

Trying soo hard not to make an insensitive comment.

Women can manage to trap sensitive bits of skin too...

[Wolfshade]

The rumour was that he was trying to piss out the back of the tent instead of going off to the toilet block in the dark

[Psychosplodge]

Not some sort of weird tent glory hole?

[Wolfshade]

I have no idea, could have been.
Though thinking about it it couldn't be true, since the tents were big canvas ones and the doors were closed using rope. Maybe it started that he got himself caught in the sleeping bag, either way this myth is busted!¬

[eldargal]

It's much harder, trust me.

Women can manage to trap sensitive bits of skin too...

[Psychosplodge]

Yet, I've seen it done and extricated the results...

[Up The Walls!]

Legend, or idiot? I mean, seriously, he ruptured a testicle and carried on playing? Is he MAD? That's not manly or brave, that's downright dangerous. Last thing you want is your gravestone saying 'he bled out into his scrotum'.

[Psychosplodge]

Possibly both at once? A legendary idiot if you will?

[DarkLink]

Trying soo hard not to make an insensitive comment.

"God saw fit to grace me with a spare."

[Psychosplodge]

You have a second scrotum or third testicle? 0_0

[Wolfshade]

The line between genius and madness is written only in success!

But seriously, this is what Rugby Players are like, the only sport that I have seen people sent off by the ref for an injury.

I remember when I broke my leg playing I stood up and tried to run after the person who broke it

[Psychosplodge]

'Tis but a flesh wound, I'll walk it off...