Yo yo! Where all the people at man?

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Am I the only one online today? What is this??

This new update has scrambled people by the looks of it.

[DrLove42]

I'm not going to beround much today also;

- NewLayout is ok, not sure there was anything wrong with the old one though
- The new posts thing on the right is nice though >>
- Error messages on EVERY page whenever they open, both on laptop and phone (something about a syntax error, sometimes the page won't load at all).
- Can't sign in on phone. It doesn't respond that the username box is a box that can be selected

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

I completely agree on all points, unfortunately it won't get changed until tonight. :(

[Gotthammer]

I believe this is your answer. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TtGQnyPZ6g)

[DarkDesigner]

I completely agree on all points, unfortunately it won't get changed until tonight. :(

Yeah I'm having lots of trouble with errors, I can't even get on to some threads. The only way I've found that I could sign in was to reply with quote, couldn't see a normal reply option. I have no idea if I can even get to my inbox, so if you've messaged me, don't expect me to get back any time soon!

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

How strange, but then again, we all know that new software is glitchy as all hell.

[energongoodie]

Am I the only one online today? What is this??

This new update has scrambled people by the looks of it.

The only way I could log in was to reply to a post with a quote. This new look is hurting my brain. :(

Not only did Dark Vengeance turn up today but so did Zombicide! Can't wait to give it a go. :)

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

I played a few games of straight up Dark Vengeance at the weekend, that Chosen unit is godly! So many attacks and such a variety of APs and Initiative steps, proper solid unit.

[DrLove42]

Yep, quoting is the only way to sign in

Its getting worse as well. I can't click through to posts on the front page, and have to go into the individual board to select them. It jumps up and down and moves icons whenever I click

Does everyone get the same error message;


Parse error: syntax error, unexpected '<' in /var/www/includes/class_core.php(4633) : eval()'d code on line 246

Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at [path]/includes/class_core.php(4633) : eval()'d code:246) in [path]/includes/functions.php on line 4513

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Mine has become a lot more stable as the day has gone on, loads of people are getting the syntax error message, I get it a couple of times.

[DrLove42]

No its getting worse thanbefore for me

It keeps bouncing up and down, whenever i click. So i try to click a link to a forum and it jumps miles down the page to a load of extra blue space below the actual forum

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Hopefully all issues shall be resolved tonight.
I've collated a report to pass to the boss.

[bolsadmin]

Thanks guys, The parser error is being worked on now.

There is a list. It is getting smaller.

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Awesome! I don't even know what a Parser Error is! :p

[Build]

Am I the only one online today? What is this??



Sorry, fighting crime is long and hard work, plus spandex underwear chaffs something wicked. :c

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Bad time to be a cat ey?

[Asymmetrical Xeno]

/emo moment/
i'm too busy listening to music nobody else on the forum cares about, on my own of course. sniff sniff /end emo moment/

[DarkLink]

It's also Labor Day in America. We're busy barbecuing and stuff.

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Labor? What's Labor? And why should I celebrate it?

[Verilance]

Americans dropped the u of proper words like labour possibly during some ink shortage :p

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Ooooooooooooooh. That explains it.
Yes, let's celebrate labour... Wait... Why do I want to celebrate working? I hate work.

[Verilance]

you celebrate working by not working :D

[scadugenga]

Can't log in from my iPad--and this is the first time I've been able to view the lounge (and that, buggy) since last night.

[DrLove42]

Yep, phone and other handheld devices are still effed, and can't log in, or view some threads at all

On the PC its still error messaging and bouncing around so is barely usable

[Wolfshade]

Huzzah I am back, you may resume normal service

[Vermis]

Huzzah I am back, you may resume normal service

Just about. :( If I didn't read the tip about logging in via a quote, I'd still be banging silently on the windows.

http://gothamist.com/attachments/jen/2012_08_tavengreen.jpg

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

He's shouting "WHERE ARE MY NECTARINES?!?!?!"

[Bigred]

The EVIL PARSER BUG IS DEAD!!!

Let the standard silliness commence.

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Unfortunately not Red, BoLS has been banned at work. :(

[Bigred]

Come now TDA, what you're describing is a minor setback in need of an ipad!

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Indeed! If only I had the freakin' money to afford one!

First world problems. :p

[Wolfshade]

Come now TDA, what you're describing is a minor setback in need of an ipad!

So first he has BoLS banned then you want to inflict an ipad on him, quick let's kick him while he is down!

Or alternatively, suggest a proxy to violate pesky sysadmin restrictions

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Could someone email me at work? I'm so bored...

[Wolfshade]

I would do but all my emails are monitored

[Psychosplodge]

Huzzah I am back, you may resume normal service

But what have they done? New forum makes me sad...
http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110912003616/mlp/images/d/d1/Pinkie_Pie_sad2.png


The EVIL PARSER BUG IS DEAD!!!

Let the standard silliness commence.

http://th06.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/f/2012/044/b/8/pinkie_pie_party_wallpaper_by_pikn2-d4pn36e.png


Come now TDA, what you're describing is a minor setback in need of an ipad!

He may have broke the forum by deleting half of it it, but an ipod? nobody deserves punishment like that...

[Wolfshade]

Welcome back 'splogy
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120511111253/mlp/images/thumb/7/7d/S2E03_Twilight_patting_Rainbow%27s_head.png/640px-S2E03_Twilight_patting_Rainbow%27s_head.png

[Psychosplodge]

Thanks, still getting script errors ¬_¬

Have we lost the new posts in subscribed threads feature?

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

F*ck all that prancing and sh*t.
Welcome back Psycho, you weren't missed. :p

[Wolfshade]

You love it really.

[Psychosplodge]

lies, you know you love it really.

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Nope, thank god I won't have to put up with it much anymore. :p

Anyway, back to work.

[Psychosplodge]

I'll make the effort to come on in the evening just for you...

[Wolfshade]

I sha'n't for I am pub bound!

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

KEWL STORY BRO.

I'll be there.

[Psychosplodge]

I sha'n't for I am pub bound!

I didn't specifically mean at any time, I just meant random pony posting expeditions so he doesn't miss out...

And pub? on a schoolnight? lucky b*stard.

[Wolfshade]

To be fair I am cutting back, this is only the 3rd (of 4) such expedition this week.
It is a natural consequence of bell ringing. After, practises you have to go to the pub and drink ale.
It's the law.

[Psychosplodge]

Ah, well made argument. You can't go home with ringing in your ears, makes sense to find a safe location to regain some semblance of normality...

[Wolfshade]

Unfortunately, I am not sure the company of other ringers would make for normality

[Psychosplodge]

It's a relative term...

[DrLove42]

I have a gaming club commitee meeting tonight....in the pub.

[Psychosplodge]

Maybe I ought to spend more wednesday's in the pub...

[DrLove42]

Thi kind of weather, should be outisde with a pint....

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Me and Cerri have our own club. We play Battlefield. :p


Oh, must not forget Cow! Our designated pilot. :D

[Psychosplodge]

Apparently it used to be good, then they released it on consoles...

now planetsiders 2 looks interesting...

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Psycho, go fall in a fire.

[DrLove42]

Planetside does look fantastic. I might need a new laptop eventually, so might have to look into it. Pretty sure I'll be wanting Rome Total War 2 as well

Rumours put Battlefield 4 out at the end of next year, as a potential launch title for the new Xbox. That'd match PC's

[Wolfshade]

Rome 2 should be amazing.
I'm hoping with them doing sequels to Rome, Shogun, Medieval, I hope that Empire will be next

[Psychosplodge]

If rome 2 is as good as it's supposed to be, we won't need any total wars for a good while...

[Wolfshade]

Though having said that I am still playing Civ2...

[Psychosplodge]

I would if my disk hadn't been scratched to f*ck by a "friend", what sort of "friend" mistreats civ2 ? ¬_¬

Also a new release console will be at least 18months behind top end pc's just from standard tech advances...

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

IDAS.

Just IDAS.

That is all, right, back to work.

[Psychosplodge]

You mean dilligaf (http://youtu.be/WxmUKVrT0iI)?

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

I mean what I said. :p

[Psychosplodge]

http://www.my-little-clan.spruz.com/gfile/75r4!-!IGIGDK!-!zrzor45!-!DIIKHKOE-HLOG-HINQ-NJIR-KKNOGRJLKLOK!-!72y1nq/hatersgonnahay.gif

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Winter is coming, I can tell because my nipples felt glorious this morning. :p

[Wolfshade]

Mine were slightly chaffing as I cycled through the cold air.
I also watched a Robbaz video, the fallout one, what can I say about it...

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

It was glorious. That's what you say about it.

[Psychosplodge]

Mine haven't noticed yet...

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Time to go. Bye all!

[Psychosplodge]

Have fun