Congratulations! - To Mr and Mrs Shrive

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Hello all,

I just want to take this time to congratulate a forum member, and my friend, Mr Aaron Shrive!
As some of you may know, he is due to be married on Saturday. (due to complications I cannot attend, *sigh*)
I hope him and his new wife have many happy days ahead of them, and wish them the best of luck for Saturday! :)
Here, here!

Everyone join me in congratulating Aaron.

The floor is yours matey. :D

[alshrive]

many thanks Dale! it is a true shame you can't be there! damn geography!
I have never been a big public speaker, mainly because i am only 5"4.
Cheers

Aaron (alshrive)

[Psychosplodge]

There's still time to escape...

but otherwise, congrats. Go forth and derail much stuff together...

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

It is a shame, I could've spoken your speech. :p
You'll have to ring me and put me on speaker phone, it'll sound like WW2 propaganda. :p

[alshrive]

the great part is i am marrying an enabler. i leave white dwarfs laying around she looks at them. goes ooooh that's pretty, and then she can't argue if i buy it!

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

You'll have to send me photographs. :D

[Psychosplodge]

You'll have to send me photographs. :D
But not of the wedding night...;)

[alshrive]

photo's will undoubtedly surface on facebook rather rapidly i would imagine....

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

But not of the wedding night...;)

I'll take what I can get. :p

[Psychosplodge]

Well people do appear to post them on tumblr for some reason...

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Oh really??

[Psychosplodge]

lol, rule 34?

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Rule 34: Dreadnoughts.

And no, I don't mean the Space Marine ones. :D

[Psychosplodge]

why does that bring a girl (almost) dressed as pikachu?

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Lolwat?

[Psychosplodge]

I know right?

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

*Fry face*

[alshrive]

i love how derailed this thread has instantly become! classic!

[Psychosplodge]

Where? It was almost still related somehow ish

[alshrive]

my wife is nothing like a woman semi-dressed up as pikachu!

[Psychosplodge]

You have a wife? Does your fiancée know about that?

Also she was fully dressed up as one, it's just stretching it calling the outfit dressed....

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

We're celebrating a Horseman's imminent marriage, of course there will be derailment.

[Psychosplodge]

We're celebrating a Horseman's imminent marriage, of course there will be derailment.
And it will be glorious?

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

GLORIOUS!
VIKING POWER ACTIVATE.

Hahaha!
Oh my gods I have become Robbaz... suppose there are worse religions than the Norse.

[Wildeybeast]

I have never been a big public speaker, mainly because i am only 5"4.

:D Genius.You have to open your wedding speech with that line, I love it.

In other news, Congrats on the impending nuptials dude. I offer you a hurrah and a huzzah.

[alshrive]

oh i do open my speech with that, and then end it very shortly after!

[Wildeybeast]

The best speeches are funny and above all short.

[Psychosplodge]

I have never been a big public speaker, mainly because i am only 5"4. Thanks everybody who made this happen, Thanks to my beautiful bride for turning up. Thank you all for coming....


^about right?

Also 5'4"? are you supposed to get married before you stop growing?

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Yet again with the short puns. :p

[DrLove42]

Congrats to the to be weds.

Have a good time...

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Don't worry Doc! You'll get your thread when you're a couple of days away from your wedding! :D

The Agent never forgets his friends.

[alshrive]

depressingly i haven't grown at all since i was 20 :( and that was 3 and 1/2 years ago!

[Psychosplodge]

you poor b*stard.
Is your lass taller than you?

[alshrive]

yup it's great, although i have discovered height is less important once horizontal

[Psychosplodge]

Horizontal? You're doing it wrong....

[Wolfshade]

Or on swings

[alshrive]

i will tell you now what i once shared with a nun who asked about the horizontal and vertical differences.

"Hold the newsreader’s nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers"

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Lolwat?
Horizontal?
What is this?

[Psychosplodge]

What would a nun know about it anyway?

also wtf?

[alshrive]

watch this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFD01r6ersw)

[Psychosplodge]

It's like this forum before the internet existed/existed in it's current form...

[Wolfshade]

Nuns had lives before they became nuns.

[sean bean]One isn't simply born a nun[/sean bean]

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Nice use of Sean Bean tags.

Also Aaron,
[Sean Bean]Brace yourself, congratulations are coming[/Sean Bean]

[Psychosplodge]

Some do I suppose. I generally assumed anybody that religious would have always been that religious...

[alshrive]

if one enjoyed the first part, i highly recommend the second (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tsr9t44kc-Q&feature=related)

[Psychosplodge]

thanks but later im watching a Duke nukem playthorugh

[alshrive]

and if anybody appreciates **** humours (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKpN8uEEa5c)