Disappointed with my fellow BoLSters...

[Denzark]

Right you lot.

I was vexed that you crayoned all over my Nay sayers thread.

But now I am full of righteous wrath and furious anger.

What has got the old drunk's rant-o-meter started now, i hear you ask.

Well, no one had the courtesyto invite me to the 'Abuse the Captainparty' show in Fuzzbuckets thread on this other strange forum in which he got abused needlessly.

Whilst EG did cut him dead, I think it was mostly too subtle for such a lobotomy to understand. And no-one pointed out that when he said Fuzzy's spelling was atrocious, he spelt atrocious wrong.

Shame on you all.

TDA you could have left him up for us to berate for a couple more days; I would have liked to see if I could get him to commit hari-kiri or self immolate - sort of me Lecter, him Multiple Miggs stylee.

3/10 for lack of sharing...

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

*sigh*

[Kyban]

I think the point of closing the thread was to prevent that berating as it isn't something we want to encourage, even if they deserve it. :p

Though TDA has closed some threads that I believe he shouldn't have, that one was probably for the best.

[Denzark]

Kyban just as gratuitous violence is a valid attitude adjuster, a touch of the old 'berater stick' THEN the Banhammer is far better...

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

........... Why do people feel the need to berate others?

[Denzark]

This fella needed it. Also, my moral rectitude and mental superiority give me the right to do so.

Appropriately enough, I can hear The Wrath of Khan on in the background. And clearly I am like Mr Noonien Singh - allowed to berate the lesser intellects*
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Ignore the fact this may grant me a fiery death in the Mutaran Nebula on the wrecked bridge of my hijacked Reliant class space ship, Khan was still a WINNER in the form of Charlie Sheen.

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

WINNING.

You mean Rapture?

[Denzark]

No I mean that Captainparty or whoever it was you ban-hammered so visually. I missed all the goings on!

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

I meant in the nay sayers thread.

[Denzark]

Mate I lost track of who turned it into a healthcare debate.

[Mr Mystery]

Yeah. Well. I'm disappointed in your face.

It's far too lumpy.

[Denzark]

I'm worried - do you have some sort of super spy camera in my house, or do you mean my Avatar??!?

[Mr Mystery]

The Former.....I have eyes everywhere.

Yes. Even there. You naughty little lumpy faced monkey!

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Oh my.

[Denzark]

Awesome, how do you think I did with my mid-week special with the Memsahib last night ;)

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

The what now?

[Denzark]

I am referring to close quarter action with the Memsahib, Mrs Denzark. If I wasn't actually Khan Noonien Singh and I was Capt Jno Aubrey of HMS Surprise, my orders would clearly have been to sink, burn or take her a prize, and I opted for the latter.

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Sounds fun!

[Psychosplodge]

Right you lot.

I was vexed that you crayoned all over my Nay sayers thread.

But now I am full of righteous wrath and furious anger.

What has got the old drunk's rant-o-meter started now, i hear you ask.

Well, no one had the courtesyto invite me to the 'Abuse the Captainparty' show in Fuzzbuckets thread on this other strange forum in which he got abused needlessly.

Whilst EG did cut him dead, I think it was mostly too subtle for such a lobotomy to understand. And no-one pointed out that when he said Fuzzy's spelling was atrocious, he spelt atrocious wrong.

Shame on you all.

TDA you could have left him up for us to berate for a couple more days; I would have liked to see if I could get him to commit hari-kiri or self immolate - sort of me Lecter, him Multiple Miggs stylee.

3/10 for lack of sharing...

You mean elsewhere on here or did they continue the same argument on one of the interwebz darker wargaming websites...


Awesome, how do you think I did with my mid-week special with the Memsahib last night ;)

Check it out yourself he uploaded it yesterday just google it...

[fuzzbuket]

oooh i caused lots of arguments and angry drunks

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY :L :P

[Mr Mystery]

That's Nowt. For......

I AM! THE KWIS'AS'HADDERACH!!!!

[Uncle Nutsy]

you addressing me, aswell?

No, I don't think you are. Maybe these other guys, though.

[scadugenga]

Crimping, you get away from the Lounge for a bit, and suddenly things get hopping?

WTH did I miss?

[fuzzbuket]

That's Nowt. For......

I AM! THE KWIS'AS'HADDERACH!!!!

fear is the mind killer.

so we replace our guns with TV's and have a loop of MLP:FiM and paranormal activity and we should end up facing a army of retards!

[Mr Mystery]

I have a Zombie survival plan like no other.

Zombies attack. Switch on E4 or Channel 4 when it's doing 'yoof' TV. Regard for 2 hours, and PRESTO! You're a braindead imbecile, and thus of no interest to Zombies.

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Well played....

[Psychosplodge]

oooh i caused lots of arguments and angry drunks

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY :L :P
it's a hobby....

[eldargal]

I was dissapointed too, I was just working up a good head of steam to flay him alive with my leet linguistic skills.

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Yeah, but I have an Inquisitorial Rosette. Which means that I have power. :p

[eldargal]

Maybe I'll ask BigRed to make me a mod.:p

Teeheeheehee heee. Ever seen an eldargal on a power trip?

http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/expizzeriments/time_travel3.jpg

[Psychosplodge]

Some people just want to set the world on fire...

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Maybe I already did ask him?

[eldargal]

I don't actually want to be a mod. I'd have do tthings other than amuse myself and that would be boring.

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

I was of course joking, I have not asked. :p

Trolololololol.

[eldargal]

I didn't think you had, I was just speaking generally.:p

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

And now I know that you can never power trip. :p

[eldargal]

Well, maybe BigRed could make me a mod on the understanding that I not have to do anything. I could summarily execute a few people and rule through terror.


Impossible! How will the Emperor maintain control without the burueacracy?


Fear will keep the local boys in line. Fear of this eldargal.

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

And then I shall be forced to destroy you. It shall be monumentally epic.

[Denzark]

I was dissapointed too, I was just working up a good head of steam to flay him alive with my leet linguistic skills.

Isnt the leet the ancient scottish parliament...?

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

So are giraffes.

[fuzzbuket]

Well, maybe BigRed could make me a mod on the understanding that I not have to do anything. I could summarily execute a few people and rule through terror
Fear will keep the local boys in line. Fear of this eldargal.
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were all terrified of you anyway :P

[Denzark]

I'm terrified if EG was ever revealed to be a balding (with head stubble) 43 y.o. bloke called Dave.

This would burst so many personal bubbles I'm not sure I could cope.

Mme L'EG as a mod?

Bring it.

[eldargal]

Good.:p

were all terrified of you anyway :P

I'm not Head-Stubble Dave, I'm Jeff the Strangler, apparently.:p

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Yes you are, the Geordie has spoken! :p