A guardsman issues a challenge...

[Turner]

Hey Space Marine, real men wear flak armour!


Yo geneseed is so corrupt even Genestealers be like, "Helllllllz No!"



Hey Broodlord, I'm surprised the hive mind had you guys absorb retarded DNA.



Your craftworld is so helpless your farseer needs binoculars!

[Archon Charybdis]

And then I remembered I wasn't on reddit, and couldn't upboat :(

[gendoikari87]

oh god, a guardsman heckling a space marine must have adamantium balls.... or a plasma gun.

[lobster-overlord]

Hey Guardsman! Your mother wears combat boots! And she's marching right behind you.

[Sainhann]

oh god, a guardsman heckling a space marine must have adamantium balls.... or a plasma gun.

Nope the Space Marine was already dead.

That is about the only way a Guard LT would even consider making the challenge.

A Guard Cpt would know better, he didn't make Cpt for being stupid.

[Learn2Eel]

When my Dreadknight issues a challenge, he says;

"Mmmmm Doughnuts......."

[Black Hydra]

When my Dreadknight issues a challenge, he says;

"Mmmmm Doughnuts......."

Doughknight?

[Learn2Eel]

We acknowledge this as an appropriate metaphor.

[Psychosplodge]

2263

[Wolfshade]

What's that you can only have 1 melta gun in a squad, 2 if you are a BA assault squad, meet my special weapons squad....

[gcsmith]

Heya Marine, I heard you're daddy is elvis...

Tell me if anyone gets the context behind that one.

[jifel]

It can be fun, but challenges can get really wierd. I mean two guardsmen are left, a sarge and and a grunt, and I hit them with my Hive Tyrant. The bug doesnt care if one of them is screaming and waving an energised stick, he's going to kill them both with one swipe. But I have to accept, and then Im locked up for a turn if that one dude makes a Ld. check.

[Wolfshade]

A guardsman issues a challenge... then realises he isn't a character so can't

[Kaiserdean]

Your Meganob is so slow and purposeful, that when he hauls ***, he makes two trips.

[Melon-neko]

It can be fun, but challenges can get really wierd. I mean two guardsmen are left, a sarge and and a grunt, and I hit them with my Hive Tyrant. The bug doesnt care if one of them is screaming and waving an energised stick, he's going to kill them both with one swipe. But I have to accept, and then Im locked up for a turn if that one dude makes a Ld. check.

You just have to accept the fact that your hive tyrant enjoys playing with his food. How many times in movies does the monster lose cus it takes 20 minutes to slowly torment someone to death while the hero unleashes an elaborate plan (or runs away and calls for help) ^_^

[Kaiserdean]

Guy walks into a tournament and yells, "All rules lawyers are A-holes."

A gamer at the end of the table says, "I object to that remark."

Guy says, "Why, are you a lawyer?"

The gamer says, "No, I'm an A-hole."

[Mr.Pickelz]

Better yet, In the Shira Calpurnia Series "Enforcer" a Imperial Navy brat issues a challenge and a Commissar accepts. ;)

[DrLove42]

"Your Primarch was a hamster and ypur geneseed smells like Elderberries!"

[Psychosplodge]

"Your Primarch was a hamster and ypur geneseed smells like Elderberries!"
Quote of the thread?

[Rissan4ever]

Heya Marine, I heard you're daddy is elvis...

Tell me if anyone gets the context behind that one.

Oh! 'Cause he's dead on the throne! LOL!

[Kyban]

"Your Primarch was a hamster and ypur geneseed smells like Elderberries!"

"Now go away before I taunt you a second time!"

[uglytater]

Your flesh is flesh and you have a soul... wait, that's a good thing. DARNIT!

[gcsmith]

Oh! 'Cause he's dead on the throne! LOL!

Woot you got it

[LordGrise]

A Shas'o stands up at the metaphorical bar.

"My combat suitis better than your combat suit."

How many get in line for the kicking of *** and the chewing of bubblegum?

[Ferro]

Hive Tyrant issuing a challenge:
"It does not matter who you are, you will die here today. I will destroy you utterly and consume you. If you slay me there are millions more behind me, and you cannot stop us."

"/poopspants."

[Damocles8]

"Hey (insert 3 letter word for donkey)-tarts come here"

[Paul]

"My name is Ollanius Pius, and here is where I hold the fething line."

[velox atrum]

A standard 10 man IG sqaud Double Tapping a Space marine has a 31% chance of NOT inflicting a wound on that space marine ..sad aint it :)


But as for a challenge by a IG to marine.

" So know no fear.... let me fix that for you..."