Dead Penguins don't say no

[Wolfshade]

Dead Penguins don't say no

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-18370797

[eldargal]

Never did trust those little black and white barstuds.

[Wolfshade]

Apparently their positioning meant that they were asking for it

[Psychosplodge]

And everyone knows males aren't exactly picky...

[Denzark]

Live ones don't either...

I've seen them on the Falklands. Smelly little f*ckers. Don't see why we don't drive them through the remaining Argie minefields to clear them, solves 2 problems at once.

[eldargal]

Because the animal rights moaning about it would get tiresome and probably give me a headache, and the little things might not be heavy enough to trigger the mines.

[Psychosplodge]

I thought they weren't heavy enough to detonate the mines? I'm sure I've seen vids of them running through the mined areas on the BBC before...

Don't get me started on the animal rights nutjobs...

[Wolfshade]

In South Africa they have Jackass penguins (Spheniscus demersus), these blighters sound like a donkey braying (hence their name). People living near them (around boulders beach, and others) have to penguin proof their homes to stop them burrowing in and nesting as they can be very agressive.

[Kyban]

Deal with 'em Ork style, just strap bombs to their backs and point 'em in the right direction! :p

[Denzark]

Depends on the mines, they'll work a treat with anti personnel as long as they have not sunk too far beneath the surface.