My 2000th post thread! Exciting times ahead!

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Hello everyone!

2000 posts, I'd say that was impressive if most of it wasn't off-topic chit-chat, nevertheless, here I am.

What I promise is a blog for all my miniatures, constant picture updates, and more light-hearted chat.
As soon as I have the internet at my new crib this will all happen!

Exciting times ahead my friends!

Also, if Mr. Bigred looks at this, I'd quite like to have my status as "Fateweaver". :D

[Wolfshade]

We truely are in the time of endings :eek:

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Hahahaha! Funnily enough, my Mum said that yesterday, the religious nut.

[Wolfshade]

Nothing wrong with being a religious nut, I just hope you like your afterlife toasty ;)

[DrLove42]

Im off on Holiday (thats Vacation for you Yanks) on Saturday for 2 weeks. I expect ypu to be on 2500 or 3000 when i get back...

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Nothing wrong with being a religious nut, I just hope you like your afterlife toasty ;)

I'm not even remotely religious.

@Dr Love, yeah man, I'll be god of posts.

[Wolfshade]

To quote Moonspell "Perverse almost religious"

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

What?

Also - 2012th post!

[Wolfshade]

Nevermind :o

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

More of your esoteric Fantasy knowledge?

[Wolfshade]

Certainly esoteric, moreover Portugues black metal

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

The Portuguese do Black Metal? MOTHER OF GOD.

[Wolfshade]

Theotókos?

No Moonspell not mother of god, though that would be a good name for a band

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Hahaha! Nice.

[Wolfshade]

I haven't listened to them for ages, they might have changed their direction since then,

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

I've never listened to them, the only hispanic rock band that I've heard is Ill Nino.

[Wolfshade]

I think Iberian would be better than hispanic

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Iberian?

[Psychosplodge]

Also, if Mr. Bigred looks at this, I'd quite like to have my status as "Fateweaver". :D

Oh is that how it works?


The Portuguese do Black Metal? MOTHER OF GOD.

Not like the Scandinavians do though...

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Not like the Scandinavians do though...

Scandinavians are awesome at Metal.


Oh is that how it works?

I think so?
Can't hurt to ask?

[Wolfshade]

Iberian?
As in people of from Iberian region Spain + Portugal.
While Hispanic is technically correct, its modern day usage has tended to shift away from those people from the Hispanic region, Portugal, Spain, Gibralter and more mexican-americans

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Oh. I did not know that.

[Wolfshade]

Well now you do :)

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

And knowing is half of the battle! :D

[Wolfshade]

What is the other half?

(Do not say Winning)

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

I've heard that it's "initiating the conversation"?

[Psychosplodge]

Massive firepower?

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

"Walk softly, and carry a big gun"

[Wolfshade]

Is that a big gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

Shouldn't this be in another thread

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Either way.

[Wolfshade]

Both ways ;)

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Dude, I'm not a homosexual, remember? :p

[Psychosplodge]

Is that a big gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

Shouldn't this be in another thread

There's a thread for that

[Wolfshade]

https://encrypted-tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS2o0eAHbCP3sk_x63z10ep0i0BrXUvw hRYIY3Hi3gj2HOjlPQw

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Brother, I swear to the gods that you will die by my hand.

[Wolfshade]

Mwahhaha! Behold!

Cry "Havoc!" and let slip the dogs of war,
That this foul deed shall smell above the earth

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Akatosh give me strength...

[Psychosplodge]

https://encrypted-tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS2o0eAHbCP3sk_x63z10ep0i0BrXUvw hRYIY3Hi3gj2HOjlPQw

What has been seen, can not be unseen...

[Wolfshade]

:D considering some of the things, it isn't too bad

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

You mean like Blue Waffle? :D

[Wolfshade]

That was exactly what I was thinking of

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Hahahaha!

[Psychosplodge]

You mean like Blue Waffle? :D

That wholesome american dessert?

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Full of calories!

[Wolfshade]

I believe we have had that and it is time to move on

[Psychosplodge]

I believe we have had that and it is time to move on
shhh people might not have seen the other thread...

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

True, who comes to our threads anyway?

[Psychosplodge]

A few people occasionally bravely venture forth...

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

A few? That's like eldargal and drlove?

[Psychosplodge]

And witt and deadlift

[Wolfshade]

Mr Mystery does also

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Oh yeah! He's cool.

[Wolfshade]

Ah well, maybe the other members have big stuff going on and can't enjoy our discussions of 40k and its greatness

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

We are the exemplars of the fun side of 40k.

[Psychosplodge]

plus they're in silly time zones and are probably asleep when the circus begins...

[Wolfshade]

And on that note, I am going to leave as it is time for me to say good bye!

See you on the other side :D;):p

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Ta-ta brother. :D

[Psychosplodge]

lol, I'll be doing the same shortly...

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

I'm here until 5.......

[Wildeybeast]

2000 posts, I'd say that was impressive if most of it wasn't off-topic chit-chat, nevertheless, here I am.

And since 11.24 you've managed to get another 79. Kudos for your dedication if nothing else. ;) Drlove will definitely get see you get another thousand in his holiday if you keep that up!

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

*shrug* I have 2 years to make up for. :p

[Aldramelech]

Where is Buffo when he is ACTUALLY needed?

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Why?

[Psychosplodge]

Where is Buffo when he is ACTUALLY needed?

Who?

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Damned if I know. :/

[Wolfshade]

Damned Aldramelech don't leave us hanging

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

He's from America, he won't read this for some time.

[Psychosplodge]

Maybe it's Aldramelech's sock?

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

What happened to your sig?

[Psychosplodge]

It was an independence day special...

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Even the knee? That was there before?

[Psychosplodge]

I got bored of that.

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Oh, I made a House motto. (referencing Game of Thrones)

[Psychosplodge]

so it comes to this?

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

"A Salopian always kills his enemies"

[Wolfshade]

kill is such a strong word, I prefer dismember

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Hah! No dismemberment, only war.

[Psychosplodge]

"A Salopian always kills his enemies"
Why don't I remember this?

[Wolfshade]

Game of Thrones wasn't actually set in Shrewsbury

[Psychosplodge]

You sure?

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

It's a re-do of the Lannister unofficial saying "A Lannister always repays his debts"

Wasn't it in Northern Ireland?

[Psychosplodge]

Gods I should have realised that, dunno I've only read the books.

[Wolfshade]

I have the first book, but it is on my list of things to read once I have caught up on the HH, I'm still on Deliverance Lost

[Psychosplodge]

But that's, like, ages ago :eek:

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

I'm up to date with my Heresy, I need to buy a Song of Fire and Ice.

[Psychosplodge]

The works had a box set...

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

O_O

Do want.

[Wolfshade]

Also on my list are the Sharpe novels
And Discworld, I'm even further behind on both of those!

[Psychosplodge]

Got all the Sharpe novels, They're good but a very easy read, I can do two in a day if I'm having a lazy day...
You could also consider Cornwell's Saxon stories...

Don't know owt about discworld really as not a big fan of Pratchett.

[Wolfshade]

Some of them are really good, like the guards books, others aren't so good, especially when he was churning out 2/3 a year. I really had to force myself to get into them, took most of the first book, but once I did it was very enjoyable.
I don't have enough free time though for lots of readings :(

40k-wise I'm waiting for the next Ghosts Omnibus

[Psychosplodge]

I read them when I was unemployed, was buying them at three for a fiver...

[Wolfshade]

A strange lady buys them for me from charity shops, they tend to be read once and donated. The trouble is that they have to be all the same edition, or at least same cover art/style

[Psychosplodge]

Yeah I replaced three to make them match lol

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Damn, the boss just collared me, time to lay low for a while....

Speak to you soon guys.

[Psychosplodge]

Doh

[Wolfshade]

Moment of silence for our fallen commrade

[Psychosplodge]

*silence*

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Seriously, if you want to reach me, just add me on Facebook.

Dale Jordan Parratt. :D

Ta-ta!

[Wolfshade]

Seriously, if you want to reach me, just add me on Facebook.

Dale Jordan Parratt. :D

Ta-ta!

That is the worst miss-spelling of Pratt I've seen for a while ;)

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Shu'p bro. :p

[Psychosplodge]

Now everyone knows what you look like!!

[Wolfshade]

I always assumed that everyone looks like their images

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

I'm unfortunately a Vampire, so none of those images are me.

[Psychosplodge]

Well, yes. I am in fact winged, pale with pink hair...

[Wolfshade]

Tizzy sparkles in the sun!

[Psychosplodge]

Oh dear...

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

No I don't, I'm not gay.

[Wolfshade]

You are quite adamant about that aren't you.

Anyway just because you sparkle doesn't make you gay.

In other news I apparently have glitter on my face :mad:

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Yeah, but it makes Twilight Vampires gay, and yes, I'm quite firmly straight. I like the aesthetic of women. :D

You got glitter on you. :p

[Wolfshade]

Yeah the joys of writting a card with glitter on, it goes everywhere

[Psychosplodge]

I hope I never encounter a vajazzle...

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Implying that Wolfie has a vajazzle?

[Wolfshade]

:eek:

[Psychosplodge]

Implying that Wolfie has a vajazzle?

Lol, no just think of the sparkly consequences...

[Wolfshade]

To continue my sparkly theme I have a glitterberry j2o :)

[Psychosplodge]

I thought they were an xmas thing?

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

I saw them at Wetherspoons the other day.

[Wolfshade]

It is out of date, which could explain why it was free..

[Psychosplodge]

I saw them at Wetherspoons the other day.
All their stuff is short date, it's how they keep the price down, and why the draught stuff is so sh*t

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

They make good f'ing breakfasts though!

[Wolfshade]

Though i would rather take my chances on a dodgy weatherspoon ale then I would John Smith's smoothflow

[Psychosplodge]

lol, smoothflow is an abomination

[Wolfshade]

whetherspoons do make a nice fudgecake :D

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

We've created a breakfast club by the sounds of it.

[Psychosplodge]

whetherspoons do make a nice fudgecake :D
Yep

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

whetherspoons do give nice head :D

There, corrected it for you. :D

[Wolfshade]

There, corrected it for you. :D

Zark! That wasn't what I said! And I have no experiance of that, is that a special or some such?

[Psychosplodge]

Zark! That wasn't what I said! And I have no experiance of that, is that a special or some such?
You wouldn't 'cause none of them can pull a decent pint

[Wolfshade]

There are always comments about having too much head though.

Fnnnar!

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Giggety.

I believe I get +1 Ambiguous?

[Wolfshade]

+1 Intelligence, replaced you +1 hat with Button's Wig (http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Button%27s_wig)

[Psychosplodge]

Giggety.

I believe I get +1 Ambiguous?

But -1 to charisma...

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Hah! Awesome!

[Wolfshade]

Awesome or sad one of the two

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

All of the above???

[Wolfshade]

Probably

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Well done on 2k btw.

[Psychosplodge]

But you've still not got your own status'

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

I dunno how it works.
Maybe you have to be speshul.

[Psychosplodge]

PEOPLE WITH CUSTOM STATUS, I IMPLORE YOU, HOW DO YOU GET ONE? t

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

I'll message EG. :p

[Psychosplodge]

That's really quite a lot less dramatic though

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

I know, that's why I've just messaged her. :D

[Wolfshade]

Well done on 2k btw.

Damnit I didn't realise!
I would have done something special.

[Psychosplodge]

Damnit I didn't realise!
I would have done something special.
like a quiz?

[Wolfshade]

Erm, what can I do erm, have you seen this link taxi.ba.com?

[Wolfshade]

like a quiz?

Or the quiz answers!

[Psychosplodge]

lol, yeah we never got them...

[DrLove42]

PEOPLE WITH CUSTOM STATUS, I IMPLORE YOU, HOW DO YOU GET ONE? t

Either be a mod, or do something super awesome enough for them to gift it. In my memory, EG got hers for doing so much forum trawelling and rumour posting

[Psychosplodge]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

here I was thinking it was merely a numerical issue...

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Finally an answer! Thanks Dr.

[Psychosplodge]

But it's the wrong answer, cause it's not the one I want to hear lol

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

I do want to be Fateweaver....

Well, I'm going to post so many pictures!

[DrLove42]

I don't think derailing every thread ever counts as "services to the forum"

[Wolfshade]

Not all threads were derailed, some merely took branch lines to their natural conclusions

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Don't you start!

I don't have the internet at home, so until I'm moved into my new place and get the internet established I can only get on at work.
When everything is sorted I shall be posting a blog and uploading pictures to here. (I can't exactly do that at work!)

[Psychosplodge]

De-railing? where? All threads are merely encouraged to take on a life of their own...

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

By the way guys, I win the argument.

She's a Doctor of Archaeology. :p

[Psychosplodge]

Surely that means I win the argument?


Qualified to sort old things

[Wolfshade]

So if we need someone to organise some digging in a field we know our woman to go to.

Interestingly that makes two female archeologists that I know of.
Though one I know much better than the other.
Also, the one is actively engaged in hole digging

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

You said a Philosophererery.

[Psychosplodge]

you're going to make me look aren't you?

[Wolfshade]

You said a Philosophererery.

DPhil, that is what it stands for :p

In the context of academic degrees, the term "philosophy" does not refer solely to the field of philosophy, but is used in a broader sense in accordance with its original Greek meaning, which is "love of wisdom".

[Wolfshade]

We can also determine that it was awarded by Oxford, Buckingham, York or Sussex probably one of the former two as York & Sussex have reverted back to PhD

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

*shrug*
I work. I've always worked.

[Psychosplodge]

University is overated anyway, it just makes the jobless figures look smaller.

[Wolfshade]

I didn't I did the traditional, I'm not sure what to do so I'll go to uni and do something fun route.

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

I wanted to be a Zoologist. Then I had to help my parents as they were struggling for money....

[Psychosplodge]

I wanted to join the forces, but to the ex having a degree was the be all and end all...and the rest as they say is history

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

My asthma prevented me (and still does) from joining the armed forces. :/

[Wolfshade]

I'm not sure I would want to join them, I am all for the ideals and everything, I think that I would disagree with the politics with the wars that I was fighting too much.

Maybe I over think things

[Psychosplodge]

My age, and how ill going to uni made me, prevent me joining...

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Sucks.
I haven't been able to do anything that I've wanted to do. :/

[Psychosplodge]

Well you're going to games day...

[Wolfshade]

Righty fans, I am off and I shall not be with you tomorrow, got busy important things going on

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

Well you're going to games day...

True, but I can see that being a disappointment.
Unless I get to meet people.

@Wolf, later bro. :)

[Psychosplodge]

Righty fans, I am off and I shall not be with you tomorrow, got busy important things going on

Have fun

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

And from tomorrow I won't be on much either, not until I get webnets in Shrewsbury.

[Psychosplodge]

Fine, I'll just return to lurking if no one else wants to play :p

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

I will be back 'splodgy. :p

[Aldramelech]

He's from America, he won't read this for some time.

He most certainly is not! (although his mummy is).

Buffo is my arch enemy, who some time ago implied that me and several other forum users were only interested in having an inflated post count :eek:

As to custom status, you have to be "special", although I really don't understand why my God like status has gone unrecognised..........

[Wolfshade]

He most certainly is not! (although his mummy is).

Buffo is my arch enemy, who some time ago implied that me and several other forum users were only interested in having an inflated post count :eek:

As to custom status, you have to be "special", although I really don't understand why my God like status has gone unrecognised..........

That is quite strange, and would suggest people are quite sad. Though I can understand why people say that, but then its like saying that the more conversational threads are not important for community, which I am not sure that I would agree with. While they are not as informative as perhaps the rules discussion, they still contribute.

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

I agree, the Oubliette has no fanboys or raging neckbeards, which is good. We give people the opportunity to talk about anything they like, and we have so many awesome conversations.

[Psychosplodge]

We have a better class of fanboi we have zealots...

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

For the Emperor!