Inquisitor Hate Machine
05-22-2012, 11:58 PM
STEP RIGHT UP! GET YOUR FRESH HOT CROW HERE!
WHO IS IN LINE FOR A SERVING OF STEAMING HOT CROW?!
TheBitzBarn?! You have a special SEAT! Make sure you bring your friends!
Who else wants a serving of crow! Oh! This just in, the PRICE HAS INCREASED! But dont let that or bad quality of our FineBatter, our world class customer service department* will make up for it!
*and by that I mean the people who have to constantly clean up our mess and make it ok for you to spend so much money and think you are getting a deal! HO HO HO HO HO!
WHO IS IN LINE FOR A SERVING OF STEAMING HOT CROW?!
TheBitzBarn?! You have a special SEAT! Make sure you bring your friends!
Who else wants a serving of crow! Oh! This just in, the PRICE HAS INCREASED! But dont let that or bad quality of our FineBatter, our world class customer service department* will make up for it!
*and by that I mean the people who have to constantly clean up our mess and make it ok for you to spend so much money and think you are getting a deal! HO HO HO HO HO!