The depths of my depravity

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

To: The Internet

So I randomly turned on my TV to the last channel I'd watched, and Twilight: New Moon had just started. I thought "meh, why not?", so I continued to watch it.
WHY!?!?
WHY DID I WATCH THIS APPAULING FILM!
WHY DO I FEEL LESS OF A MAN!

But to be fair, I thought I was watching a comedy - I found all of the "tragic" bits terribly amusing.
I also found myself shouting "JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP..." when Bella was looking at the cliff, and I ultimately got satisfaction from her near-death.

Sincerely: The man who's manhood was stolen

[Gotthammer]

I was channel flicking and though I was watching Twilight. Took me about five minutes to realise it was Vampires Suck.

I saw a great t-shirt: "Team guy who almost ran Bella over with his car".

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

I was channel flicking and though I was watching Twilight. Took me about five minutes to realise it was Vampires Suck.

I saw a great t-shirt: "Team guy who almost ran Bella over with his car".

Hahahaha! I love that t-shirt! Props to that man.

[DrLove42]

You found you were watching Twilight and didn't change the channel? You brought this on yourself

FYI Vampires Suck is a truely awful awful film. Not even so awful its funny....its lower than that

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

I lost the remote and was tired from walking a very long distance, couldn't be arsed to find it. (walked 10 miles!)

[MaltonNecromancer]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvTCr5Z-0lA

That is all.

[Psychosplodge]

Vampires don't sparkle,
fairies sparkle....

[eldargal]

Takei speaks the truth!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvTCr5Z-0lA

That is all.

[bfmusashi]

WHY DO I FEEL LESS OF A MAN!

You aren't doing enough situps.

[Tzeentch's Dark Agent]

You aren't doing enough situps.

I believe you are right good sir, I shall endeavour to do more!

[heretic marine]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvtcr5z-0la

that is all.

lol

[Emerald Rose Widow]

Takei speaks the truth!

The Takei is good at that isnt he