Turner
04-13-2012, 07:08 AM
And fails his 5+ armour save.
A beast of nurgle stops infront of a bar and sighs to himself, "If only I could figure out these steps."
The bartender tells the Emperor of Man, "If you keep drinking like this you'll be on the Golden Throne for the next millennium."
The bartender shouts over the crowd, "Whoever owns the ridiculously over sized box outside not only are you double parked but you left your head lights on.". A Space Marine Terminator, Grey Knight Terminator, Blood Angels Furioso Dreadnaught and Necron Overlord all stand up.
A guardsman, a sergeant and a Commissar walk into a bar. After a few drinks one of them notice a cute girl sitting at a booth alone. The guardsman says to his sarge, "You're a great leader, a real war torn hero! Why not go over there and... You know.". The sergeant eyes his drink and says, "I don't kno-" just as the Commissar bolts up from his chair, knocking the sergeant over exclaiming, "Failed your morale test, I'm taking over from here."
A guardsman see a sister of battle sitting at a bar and walks over to her. "You know, real men where flak armour.". Suddenly a Space Marine shoves the guardsman aside and says, "Want to know why they call it power armour?". The Space Marine falls to the ground as a Vindicator Assassin slides up next to her, "I saw you from across the bar and I swear I could read the date of the quarter in your back pocket of those genes.". The Vindicator's head explodes as a Tau fire warrior leans over her, "You and me? It would be for the greater good.". Just then a chain axes smashes the bar as a Khrone Berserker screams, "Blood for the blood god! Also another one for the lady here."
Fateweaver walks into a bar and shouts, "Creeeeeed! I didn't know YOU'D be here!"
A bunch of guardsmen wake up from a long night of partying and one says to the other, "Whoa must have been some party with those girls and holy Emperor, all our cloths our gone! Who where those girls?!". The sergeant looks at both men and shakes his head, "Genestealers."
Two guardsman are watching a Space Wolf force pass by. " Grey hunters, long fangs, rune priests man what chapter do these guys belong too?". "Cheesarus Velveetacus," the other replies.
A beast of nurgle stops infront of a bar and sighs to himself, "If only I could figure out these steps."
The bartender tells the Emperor of Man, "If you keep drinking like this you'll be on the Golden Throne for the next millennium."
The bartender shouts over the crowd, "Whoever owns the ridiculously over sized box outside not only are you double parked but you left your head lights on.". A Space Marine Terminator, Grey Knight Terminator, Blood Angels Furioso Dreadnaught and Necron Overlord all stand up.
A guardsman, a sergeant and a Commissar walk into a bar. After a few drinks one of them notice a cute girl sitting at a booth alone. The guardsman says to his sarge, "You're a great leader, a real war torn hero! Why not go over there and... You know.". The sergeant eyes his drink and says, "I don't kno-" just as the Commissar bolts up from his chair, knocking the sergeant over exclaiming, "Failed your morale test, I'm taking over from here."
A guardsman see a sister of battle sitting at a bar and walks over to her. "You know, real men where flak armour.". Suddenly a Space Marine shoves the guardsman aside and says, "Want to know why they call it power armour?". The Space Marine falls to the ground as a Vindicator Assassin slides up next to her, "I saw you from across the bar and I swear I could read the date of the quarter in your back pocket of those genes.". The Vindicator's head explodes as a Tau fire warrior leans over her, "You and me? It would be for the greater good.". Just then a chain axes smashes the bar as a Khrone Berserker screams, "Blood for the blood god! Also another one for the lady here."
Fateweaver walks into a bar and shouts, "Creeeeeed! I didn't know YOU'D be here!"
A bunch of guardsmen wake up from a long night of partying and one says to the other, "Whoa must have been some party with those girls and holy Emperor, all our cloths our gone! Who where those girls?!". The sergeant looks at both men and shakes his head, "Genestealers."
Two guardsman are watching a Space Wolf force pass by. " Grey hunters, long fangs, rune priests man what chapter do these guys belong too?". "Cheesarus Velveetacus," the other replies.