Tyranid Jingle

[greendestiny]

Anyone interested in helping to rewrite the words to the song "Baby got Back" by Sir Mix a Lot into a Tyranid theme song?

I like big BUGS.......

[CrimsonTurkey]

I like big BUGS and I cannot lie
You other players can't deny
when a fex walks in with an itty-bitty waist
and a scy-tal in your face
you get cut
Wanna pull up tough
'cuz you see tervigon is stuffed
Deep in the gut she's bearin'
gaunts that wanna' get to tearing
Oh baby don't roll no doubles
'cuz we got troubles
that gaunts can fix
My friends all tried to warn me
but that gut you got spends all my money
Ohh gut of munchkins
You wanna attack their shins?
So spawn 'em, spawn 'em and kill all of them men

[greendestiny]

CT that is awesome! Any other renditions out there?

[Chris Copeland]

I like big bugs and I can not lie
You other gamers can't deny
That when a spore drops in in an opportune place
And a Carniifex in your face
You get scared, wanna get yer troops to ground
'Cause you notice that pod was stuffed
There on the objective yer holdin'
Yer IC I'll soon be scoldin'
Oh troops, I wanna get with you
And rape you with a Lichter
My hivemind tried to warn me
But those 'stealers makes me so hungry
Ooh, Imperium of Man
You say you wanna just be friends?
Well, shoot me, shoot me
'Cause you can't ever kill my Zoey
I've seen them lancin''
To hell with armor protection'
The bugs get wet,
Imperial blood they're gonna get
I'm tired of net list boys
Sayin' Gray Knights are the thing
Take the average nerd boy and ask him that
'Nids gotta lay some smack
So, Tervies! (Yeah!) Tervies! (Yeah!)
Has your army got some 'gaunts (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em swarm 'em (swarm 'em) swarm 'em! (Swarm 'em!)
Poop out those nasty 'gaunts
Baby got bugs!

[vharing]

That is awesome stuff and totally made my night.

[greendestiny]

Love it... Now we need one for the Chaos Marines using the song "bad boys" from the COPS TV show.

[benzo12]

I should find this so stupid, but I'm loving it. :D

[pyroclasm]

Now, someone just needs to do an actual recording, cause I would buy that on iTunes in a heartbeat. And tell all my friends to do the same.

[hammer hades]

I can imagine the chaos song to bad boys, but those other two nids songs are epic! Me want more:D

[Chris Copeland]

I've often thought that someone should do a 40K version of "Like a G6" but have it say "Roll a D6."

[gendoikari87]

I've often thought that someone should do a 40K version of "Like a G6" but have it say "Roll a D6."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54VJWHL2K3I

[commissar camenzuli]

any ideas for an imperial guard song?

[juliusb]

any ideas for an imperial guard song?

"Don't mess around oh uh oh. The commissar's in town uh uh oh!"

80's song, can't remember by who.

[CrimsonTurkey]

It needs no changes for the Vostoyans:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXE-m_yPH_s

[zeronyne]

"Don't mess around oh uh oh. The commissar's in town uh uh oh!"

80's song, can't remember by who.

There were two versions. The English language version was by After the Fire.
The original in German was by the late Falco.

You can find both videos on YouTube.

[Lucian Kain]

like a D6 ...GO!

give us more

[muggins]

Should be 'space dinosaurs' not bugs! Bugs don't have hooves... /angryoldmanrant

[Kawauso]

And dinosaurs do?

Tyranids have a lot of features that people generally associate with insects, like having 6 limbs and an armoured carapace.

The songs so far are pretty funny, by the way. :P

[Lord Nefarius]

okay... the songtexts absolutely made my day.
now i'm just curiously waiting for somebody doing a youtube performance with a tyranid costume on...:D

[doogansquest]

Those are some cool rhymes, but they all make Tyranids sound good or scary. Hardly words to describe their current state. :D

[ersatzgnomes]

and here I thought you were just looking for a general jingle, I was going to say something about Tyranids and the "cocoa wheats" theme song...

[Drunkencorgimaster]

I've used this joke on BOLS before but..."Tubthumping" by Chumbawamba is the ultimate song for any army with Feel No Pain. "I get knocked down, but I get up again..."

[Senger285]

I like big BUGS and I cannot lie
You other players can't deny
when a fex walks in with an itty-bitty waist
and a scy-tal in your face
you get cut
Wanna pull up tough
'cuz you see tervigon is stuffed
Deep in the gut she's bearin'
gaunts that wanna' get to tearing
Oh baby don't roll no doubles
'cuz we got troubles
that gaunts can fix
My friends all tried to warn me
but that gut you got spends all my money
Ohh gut of munchkins
You wanna attack their shins?
So spawn 'em, spawn 'em and kill all of them men

epic win... give this man a qupy doll.. lol... that was awesome.

[CrimsonTurkey]

Thank you. Thank you. I'll be here all week.:cool:

[Mystery.Shadow]

..."I get knocked down, but I get up again..."

I hear this all the time from Necron players....

[greendestiny]

Okay here are a few songs that I was thinking of for other armies:

Crazy ***** by Buckcherry- for Sisters of Battle

LMAO -Sexy And I Know It- For orks "Orky and I know it"