Grailkeeper
12-31-2011, 09:58 AM
Thanks to recent changes in the Discus system it is now possible to view comments in order of most popular etc. I have gone through all of this years captions from the Daily caption contest on the war games gallery and found the best captions of the year. In reverse order here they are
No. 8. 58 Likes "This is why women hate going into gaming stores" by Sean M Celba http://www.belloflostsouls.net/2011/09/wargames-gallery-9-05-11.html
No. 7 60 likes
"Sergeant: Jenkins, have you got this Chimera started yet?
Jenkins: Sarge, it's like I keep saying, this ain't a Chimera.
Sergeant: Bollocks, Jenkins, it's a transport, we are Guard, we have claimed this transport, that makes it a Chimera.
Jenkins: I'm pretty sure it doesn't work that way, Sarge.
Sergeant: Look it's got a turret and a hull mounted gun, so obviously it isn't a Rhino. It cannot possibly be a Centaur or a Razorback because it has room for more than five of us. The roof is not high enough to allow Terminators, so plainly this cannot be a Landraider. I fail to see how it could be anything other than a Chimera, so make the fething thing run Jenkins or I will have Smith shoot you in the face.
Jenkins: Wait, I have an idea on how we can make this work. (writes something on the front of the Wave Serpent), there, I bet it starts now. Try it, trooper.
Sergeant: Excellent! Was it an easy fix? How did you do it?
Jenkins: Oh, I just wrote "Counts As Chimera", we should be good to go now... " By Cavalier 1864 in http://www.belloflostsouls.net/2011/09/wargames-gallery-9-23-11.html
No. 8. 58 Likes "This is why women hate going into gaming stores" by Sean M Celba http://www.belloflostsouls.net/2011/09/wargames-gallery-9-05-11.html
No. 7 60 likes
"Sergeant: Jenkins, have you got this Chimera started yet?
Jenkins: Sarge, it's like I keep saying, this ain't a Chimera.
Sergeant: Bollocks, Jenkins, it's a transport, we are Guard, we have claimed this transport, that makes it a Chimera.
Jenkins: I'm pretty sure it doesn't work that way, Sarge.
Sergeant: Look it's got a turret and a hull mounted gun, so obviously it isn't a Rhino. It cannot possibly be a Centaur or a Razorback because it has room for more than five of us. The roof is not high enough to allow Terminators, so plainly this cannot be a Landraider. I fail to see how it could be anything other than a Chimera, so make the fething thing run Jenkins or I will have Smith shoot you in the face.
Jenkins: Wait, I have an idea on how we can make this work. (writes something on the front of the Wave Serpent), there, I bet it starts now. Try it, trooper.
Sergeant: Excellent! Was it an easy fix? How did you do it?
Jenkins: Oh, I just wrote "Counts As Chimera", we should be good to go now... " By Cavalier 1864 in http://www.belloflostsouls.net/2011/09/wargames-gallery-9-23-11.html