Twilight Breaking Dawn makes you sick, literally.

[Brass Scorpion]

If you were among those that thought Twilight was sickening, then you may be literally correct.


The number one movie in America is allegedly giving some viewers seizures.
Full details at:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/25/breaking-dawn-seizures-tw_n_1112917.html?ref=mostpopular

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/entertainment/2011/11/twilight-breaking-dawn-scene-allegedly-causing-seizures/


Several instances of people saying they have developed seizures during the tense birthing scene in “Breaking Dawn: Part One” have been reported. The in-theater seizures, also known as photosensitive epilepsy, are thought to be a result of the bright flashing of red, black and white during the film’s nerve-wracking scene.

Brandon Gephart and Kelly Bauman had gone to see “Breaking Dawn: Part One” last Friday when Gephart began “convulsing, snorting, [and] trying to breathe,” according to Bauman. He doesn’t remember anything, he says, but soon awoke on the theater floor and was taken out by paramedics. The remainder of the screening was cancelled.

[Psychosplodge]

On the plus side they shortened the screening...

[Lord Azaghul]

At least the fellow has no memory of the movie!

[Morgan Darkstar]

Hello Gentlemen. Look at your woman, now back at me, now back to your woman, now back at me. Sadly she isn't me, but if she'd stop squealing 'Oohmaagawd!!! twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1' and would pick up a controller and play Skyrim, she could be a level 40 Nordic Warrior with enchanted Dragon armour, 26 dragon souls, Heavy Armour of 97, Two Handed of 86, etc, etc, etc like me. Look down, back up, where are you? You're stuck in a cinema full of hormone-crazed girls swooning over Jacob's shirtless abs or Edwards creepy necro-philic *passion*.Back at me, I'm dominating the northern realms of Tamriel, kicking Orc/Kajit/troll/falmer/Cave Bear/Dragr/Skeever/Bandit/Dragon ***. What's in your hands? over-priced popcorn and your woman's purse containing your testicles. Back at me, i have it. The controller, and that beer you love in my fridge. Look again, that beer is now a six-pack and a pizza. Anything is possible when your woman is more interested in playing Skyrim than seeing Twilight. I've been on a horse. Skyrim, not Twilight..

[Lord Azaghul]

Nice!


All this Skyrim stuff I'm hearing is really making me want to check it out

[Brass Scorpion]

From http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/culture-not-costume.php

http://i.somethingawful.com/u/garbageday/2011/Photoshop_Phriday/costumes_culture/HandsomeMrFooFoo_01.jpg

[MarneusCalgar]

Hahaha!!

I support that Murnau´s Nosferatu!!!

[Brass Scorpion]

Hahaha!!

I support that Murnau´s Nosferatu!!!Thanks for that post. It's nice to find a kindred spirit when it comes to classic films.

Check out the link I provided with that picture above, there are a bunch of really funny Photoshopped movie character posters there.

[Jambo]

Hello Gentlemen. Look at your woman, now back at me, now back to your woman, now back at me. Sadly she isn't me, but if she'd stop squealing 'Oohmaagawd!!! twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1' and would pick up a controller and play Skyrim, she could be a level 40 Nordic Warrior with enchanted Dragon armour, 26 dragon souls, Heavy Armour of 97, Two Handed of 86, etc, etc, etc like me. Look down, back up, where are you? You're stuck in a cinema full of hormone-crazed girls swooning over Jacob's shirtless abs or Edwards creepy necro-philic *passion*.Back at me, I'm dominating the northern realms of Tamriel, kicking Orc/Kajit/troll/falmer/Cave Bear/Dragr/Skeever/Bandit/Dragon ***. What's in your hands? over-priced popcorn and your woman's purse containing your testicles. Back at me, i have it. The controller, and that beer you love in my fridge. Look again, that beer is now a six-pack and a pizza. Anything is possible when your woman is more interested in playing Skyrim than seeing Twilight. I've been on a horse. Skyrim, not Twilight..

lmao this should be the next skyrim advert lol

[Brass Scorpion]

And the silliness just got escalated. If only this clip had been around in time for Bill Maher's Religulous. It seems such a shame that actors (and athletes) make so much more money than teachers and scientists when they so often prove to be so, so dumb. Check out this clip of Kristen Stewart yammering on:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKrqfIjJu6I&feature

[MarneusCalgar]

Thanks for that post. It's nice to find a kindred spirit when it comes to classic films.

Check out the link I provided with that picture above, there are a bunch of really funny Photoshopped movie character posters there.

Yesterday I saw the remake of Fright Night with Collin Farrell, David Tennant and Anton Yeltchin, of course also Imogen Poots... hehe.

Well, I was enjoying it so much, because it was honouring all the vampire´s topics: no reflection on cams or mirrors, don´t bear the sunbeams, garlic, the crosses, and the fire...

All was sooo nice...