The 9 best examples of the Twilight series being mocked in public and more.

[Brass Scorpion]

These are hilarious if you hate Twilight or just the idea of it. Visit the links below to see the fun.


The 9 best examples of the Twilight series being mocked in public. (http://www.happyplace.com/11736/the-best-examples-of-the-twilight-series-being-mocked-in-public) and

The 16 most unsettling photos of fans at Twilight premieres. (http://www.happyplace.com/12230/16-unsettling-photos-of-fans-at-twilight-premieres/page/1)

My favorite:
http://static.happyplace.com/assets/images/2011/10/4ea999a835b21.jpg

[Lord Azaghul]

Nice!

Its missing 1 photo:

Gah, can't get the link to stick

It's a middle aged woman with a full back tatoo of the main 3 characters in some random scene - google 'twilight tatoo's' you'll find it...

So disturbing...

[Psychosplodge]

That's a whole new level of scary....

Loved the note slipped in the book though!

[scadugenga]

The links were hilarious, thanks!

I did, however, make the mistake of googling the train-wreck of a middle-aged woman with the back tat.

Lord A, I might not forgive you for that.

Now I'm off to go floss my brain...

[The Girl]

To add: http://io9.com/5860232/the-25-most-disturbing-twilight-products-of-2011/gallery/1

[Asymmetrical Xeno]

These...images....

They..make me feel something...

Utter. Destruction.

Like a volcano erupting within me.

Urge. To. Kill. Increasing.

Must Destroy. Exterminate.

[DrLove42]

Two more ****ty movies to go and then hopefully we can take them all out int eh garden, shoot them in the back of the head and bury them under the pavement

Whoever wrote the first "teenagers-and-sexy-vampires" **** book should have been burnt at the stake

But not Charlaine Harris. Cos the Sookie Stackhouse books and True Blood are win

[eldargal]

Ex-ter-min-ate Bell-a! Ex-ter-mi-nate! Ex-ter-mi-nate!
:p
I hate Twilight, in fact none of the girl gamers I know (part of the supposed demographic) like it. I tried reading it once and gave up after a few pages, it was truly horrific.

[Lord Azaghul]

The links were hilarious, thanks!

I did, however, make the mistake of googling the train-wreck of a middle-aged woman with the back tat.

Lord A, I might not forgive you for that.

Now I'm off to go floss my brain...

lol

Misery must be shared!

Sad isn't it!

****

I really and truly don't get the whole twilight thing...I got harry potter, loved it...
But this...even watched the first movie (for free on my movie channels) ..its SO BAD...I really don't get the appeal.

[The Girl]

Sadly, she's writing more books about the histories of the werwolves and vampires. It'll be never ending.... at least actors actually age. Silver lining? Maybe?

[Jambo]

ow how i hate twighlight lol all im saying is spakly vampires ???????? :confused:

[gwensdad]

Apparently, no one hates Twilight more than Rob Patterson. (who stars IN the movie as Mr. Sparkly vamp and hates it).

(editing to include examples)

“When I read it … I was convinced that Stephenie was convinced that she was Bella, and … It was like it was a book that wasn’t supposed to be published, like reading her - her sort of sexual fantasy about some - especially when she says that it was based on a dream, and it’s like, ‘Oh, then I had a dream about this really sexy guy’ and she just writes this book about it, and there’s some things about Edward that are just so specific that … I was just convinced that this woman is mad, she’s completely mad, and she’s in love with her own fictional creation.

“And I sometimes … Feel uncomfortable reading this thing, and I think a lot of people feel the same way, that it’s kind of voyeuristic … It creates this sick pleasure in a lot of ways.”

(From a 2008 video interview with E!Online, which has been widely quoted but since removed.)

He can’t stand Edward Cullen:

“Girls often say that Edward’s ‘sooo perfect,’ but he’s not. I do not like people who try to exert control in a relationship, when there is an imbalance. This is very wrong and very strange.”

- Last month, at a Q&A in Brussels.

“… The more I read the script, the more I hated this guy, so that’s how I played him, as a manic-depressive who hates himself.”

- October 2008, to Empire magazine

He thinks the Breaking Dawn plot is ludicrous:

“Have sex, demon baby. No, they get married first, demon baby, Jacob falls in love with the little baby [laughs], then everyone tries to kill each other, but nothing happens. Oh, that’s the second one [laughs even harder].”

- July, at ComicCon.

And - horror - he mocks the highly-anticipated sex scene. (For non-Twihards: in the book, Edward gets fairly rough on honeymoon, and hates himself for hurting Bella.)

“I wanted to have it as a line so much. [He switches to an ‘Edward’ accent] ‘I bit through all the pillows. Every. Single. One.’ And then he’d start crying. By the way, that’s what he should be ashamed of in the morning. All those beautiful pillows! Egyptian cotton! (Laughs) ‘I ruined this bed!’”

- August, to Entertainment Weekly.

[eldargal]

Just goes to show you should never hate an actor for a role, he is clearly a sensible chap with good taste in literature.:)

[Psychosplodge]

Maybe he'll star in the parody too lol

[gcsmith]

Ive got a idea a book,
Vampires: the truth about the sparkle.

Inside the book will detail that vampires that sparkle are actually the offspring of a blind death mute and all other senses removed vampire and justin beiber.

[MaltonNecromancer]

Now, I'm leaving myself wide open here...

But the idea of "sparkly" vampires isn't inherently dreadful.

*ducks for cover*

Okay, hear me out.

So, corpses dessicate, and salt rises to the surface. This is what generates the "sparkle"; they don't sparkle like diamonds - they "sparkle" like the non-slip floors they use in supermarkets. Kind of like stone. It's not attractive or pleasant to look at. It's a side effect of the fact that he's basically a corpse, and any right thinking person would immediately freak out at the hideous Uncanny Valley effect.

However...

Bella Swan is a hideous BDSM freak (which we know from her slavish devotion to her master, Cullen.) She lives and breathes abject domination by him, hence why his hideous possessive boyfriend madness (breaking into her room to watch her sleep then claiming he's "protecting her" - yeah right, you creepy, creepy emotional manipulator) and so when she sees this hideousness, her mind rationalises it away as something beautiful... because she's too young to know just how deeply he's manipulating her submissive sexuality.

I know everyone's got to hate Twilight; I do, largely because it's such a blatant lift of Vampire: The Masquerade it's not even funny, as well as the fact it's responsible for setting back several feminist causes by approximately one hundred years.

But still, the sparkly vampires thing is actually quite creepy. Or at least it would be if the director of the films had had the nerve to actually emphasise his "inhuman predator" aspect, rather than his "He's so angsty! Your love can fix him!" thing.

As for the whole "Vampires should be scary! Baw!" thing.

Well... vampires aren't scary. They're just serial killers, only with severe allergies.

As for Stephanie Meyer being Bella... oh absolutely. Her books really are just her revealing her deepest sexual thoughts. Read how Bella behaves around Cullen, and compare it to this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_submission

[DarkLink]

Now, I'm leaving myself wide open here...

But the idea of "sparkly" vampires isn't inherently dreadful.

*ducks for cover*

Okay, hear me out.


My only concern is that is sounds like you've read the books, and put a bit of thought into this;).

[The Girl]

Well... vampires aren't scary. They're just serial killers, only with severe allergies.

Heh.

[MaltonNecromancer]

My only concern is that is sounds like you've read the books, and put a bit of thought into this.

That's my job. I don't complain about stuff I don't know about (because I can't stand it when people do that regarding the games I play and the films I watch. I'm no motherfrakking hypocrite.), and I have to encourage young people to read all the time.

I just feel so sorry for this generation of young women. Mine grew up with Buffy The Vampire Slayer a girl so badass that when she once fought a demon who was immune to swords, she jumped up her game and went for an antitank missile, and never once needed another human being to validate her life.

Also this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOL9Ic_9ODI&feature=related
Also this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_N3eEbJNus&feature=related

What do this generation get? This generation get Bella Swan, a girl so profoundly stupid she needs an mp3 on constantly saying "breath in; breath out" to remind her what to do to avoid suffocating. There's a character to want to grow up to be... :mad:

[MarneusCalgar]

Here in Spain, I had my original Bram Stoker´s Dracula book in a very bad health, cause I usually wear it to read it while I travel on business...

Well, my girilfriend bought me a new copy of it and the book store personnel greeted us to buy a real vampire story and not Twilight...