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Brass Scorpion
11-07-2011, 09:05 PM
Now we are safe. From toilets. (http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/in-the-loop/post/toilets-no-longer-a-threat-a-relieved-congress-hears/2011/11/04/gIQApfpumM_blog.html)


Americans can sleep a little sounder knowing that toilets are officially off the U.S. controlled-weapons list.

Unclear how or why toilets were ever on the U.S. Munitions List, but once on, it likely took much time, scrutiny and endless meetings to scrub them.

And despite the removal of the johns from the list that includes nukes, firearms and chemical weapons, please don’t let your guard down: as two federal workers learned last year, toilets can still be very dangerous (http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/exploding-toilets-injure-2-federal-workers/2011/09/28/gIQA3IDt5K_story.html).

scadugenga
11-07-2011, 11:16 PM
I would imagine that some governmental janitors decided to clean toilets & urinals with bleach.

Which is a bad idea. The resulting poison gas could be the reason some nimrod added toilets to the list.

But the world may never know for sure...

TSINI
11-08-2011, 02:47 AM
Toilets were de-classified after the invention of this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Augh_d2ihsk&feature=youtube_gdata_player)

Lord Azaghul
11-08-2011, 07:21 AM
I need a patriotic face palm pic :P

That's right, I'm proud to live in the land where No man (or woman) should EVER fear a toilet*

*unless that toilet was recently occupied in any public restroom.

Drunkencorgimaster
11-16-2011, 10:33 PM
How would we run toilets in 40K? As Fast Attack? I assume Orks don't get 'em.