I think I've found the worst joke in the world - laughy taffy style.

[Lord Azaghul]

Did you hear the one about the question mark?
It’s a rather curious exclamation.




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My wife gave me 'you're done' look when I told it.
I several friends just walked away. :p


Anyone else got anything else that bad?

[Hive Mind]

I personally think that this is one of the best jokes ever but several people I've told it to have told me that it is, in fact, terrible;

Q. What's E.T short for?
A. He's got little legs.

[Lord Azaghul]

Q. What's E.T short for?
A. He's got little legs.

That's pretty good...I giggled anyway

[Gotthammer]

A dyslexic man walks into a bra...

A seal walks into a club...

Okay, let's try this again -

A sandwich walks into a bar.
The barman says, "Sorry we don't serve food in here."


Hitler's secretary was severely overworked - she was always taking dictation.


I went to the dentist. He told me, "your teeth are fine, but your gums will have to come out."


My uncle in Dublin drowned in a vat of whisky the other week. Some workers dove in to save him, but he bravely fought them off. Authorities expect the fire from his cremation to die down by next week.


What's brown and sounds like a bell?
Duuuuung.


This video (http://youtu.be/uQ4zT7h8AiU).

[Lord Azaghul]

A
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
Duuuuung.

This video (http://youtu.be/uQ4zT7h8AiU).


Must just be my sense of humour - I was terribly amused :p

[Psychosplodge]

A G N B:

That's bang out of order.

[DarkLink]

Why is an orange like a bicycle?

Both have handlebars, except the orange.

[Denzark]

Q: What's big and grey and doesn't run very fast?

A: A Car Park.

[Aldramelech]

Man walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread,

"Brown or White?" asks the Baker

Man says "Don't matter, I've got my bike outside"

[Drew da Destroya]

This video (http://youtu.be/uQ4zT7h8AiU).

This video was awesome.

Q: What's brown and sticky?

A: A stick!


Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.


A Priest, a Rabbi, and a French Maid walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "What is this, a joke?"


A Skeleton walks into a bar and orders a drink and a mop.


A tray of muffins is baking in the oven. One muffin turns to another and says "Man, it's really getting hot in here". The second muffin looks at the first and yells "Holy ****! A talking muffin!"

[Hive Mind]

There are two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says "can you drive this thing?"

[Psychosplodge]

Two atoms were walking down the street when one suddenly says "I think I've lost an electron!"

"Are you sure?" said the other one.

"Yeah," the first one replied. "I'm positive!"

[eldargal]

Worst joke I've ever heard was a LOTR themed one:

Why is the Witch King of Angmar so grumpy?

Because he has an Angnail.

[Drunkencorgimaster]

A fish is swimming along and hits a big concrete wall. Shaking its head in pain it exclaims "Dam!"

[Necron2.0]

Alaskan Jokes:

Joke One:
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Q: What's an Arctic Fox?

A: An Eskimo woman with all her teeth.


Joke Two:
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Required Terminology
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Cheechako = noob
Sourdough = veteran Alaskan
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This cheechako walks into a bar and asks an old sourdough, "What must I do to become a true sourdough like you?"

The sourdough slugs back his whiskey and says, "Well, young'n, it's simple. All you need to do is drink a fifth of 'Yukon Jack.' Then, you need to wrestle a Grizzly. After that, you need to make love to an Eskimo woman. Do all that," said the sourdough with a wink, "and you'll be one of us."

"I can do that," said the young man as he snatched a bottle off the bar. He downed it in one go and marched briskly out the door.

Several minutes later, a horrible commotion of growls and screams came from up the road, ending with the sound of something large crashing through the woods.

A few more minutes later, the young man came staggering back into the bar. He was a bloody and tattered mess, barely able to stand.

"Aww 'right, old man," slurred the cheeckako, "sho ... wheresh this Eshkimo woman I'm shupposed to wrestle?"

[Hive Mind]

Batman and the Joker are fighting. This particular bout has been going on some time so in order to finish it quickly Batman picks up a vase, hits Joker over the head with it and says "t'pau". The Joker falls to the ground, then looks up, confused. "Don't you mean 'kapow', Batman?" he asks. "No," Batman says "I had china in my hand".

[fuzzbuket]

Q:why did the chicken cross the road?
INTERUPT: SCRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCHHHHHHH HHH *THUMP* *brooom*

A: we shall never know.


(he was hit by a car)

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Q:do you want to hear a joke?

A: you.

(hahah kidding on)

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thats my 2 best the rest of my jokes would send you insane! (in a bad way!)