Chaos Demons Question

[flatdice]

I remember reading the Chaos demons codex a while ago.

In the section about the each chaos god it talked about the realms of each of the chaos gods.

Of particular interest to me was a blurb on Tzeentch and how he once asked one of his servants of how a little girl managed to outwit her way past his defenses in his realm no less !

Well i think it was a little girl it just stuck out in my mind as an interesting idea of who could pull it off.

I cant recall much of the story after that but does any one have any theories/ideas who that little girl could be?

[Hive Mind]

It wasn't actually a young girl. On p12;

"Legends tells that only one challenger, clad in the guise of a young girl with a little black dog, managed to make her way through all of the gates."

Whoever it was, they were 'a friend of Dorothy' clearly.

[FTE-Charge!!!]

Ha its probably Draigo.

That story was just a warm up of the ultimate fluff- i- nator.

[DarkLink]

No, Driago was busy beating Khorne to death with his own axe at the time. Driago needed the axe so he could chop down the gates, cause real men don't need any other key than brute force.

[Shadow Walker]

Knowing Tzeentch' paranoia it was probably him in disguise testing his own defenses.

[bfmusashi]

I will never get the Draigo-hate as he is easily the third most ridiculous human with a model in 40k. More importantly, Tzeentch is from Omaha, and that's canon.

[Psychosplodge]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-SiwVBpx8VnE/Tydra0tW2kI/AAAAAAAAAU4/SQif2GdHYSw/s1600/194990-Draigo,+Grey+Knights,+Humor.jpg

Source:Google

[entendre_entendre]

I will never get the Draigo-hate as he is easily the third most ridiculous human with a model in 40k.
Third? Are we talking actual the model proportions or the backstory? Because I'm having a problem thinking of a more ridiculous human than the one who destroyed literally impossible architecture and managed to carve a name on a Mortarion's heart without getting something from him.

I mean during the First War for Armageddon, it took an entire company of Grey Knight Terminators (the best of the best of the best of the best sir, with honours), 90% of which who died over the week of battle, and Draigo just walks up to Mortarion (since when did he ever leave the Eye anyways?) and not only beats the crap out of him (it's implied single-handedly), but manages to carve his name on his heart. And I guess Mortarion's escort of Great Unclean Ones (because a Daemon Primarch would never go anywhere alone into the material universe) were also owned by Draigo using his ^^1nd #4X.

AND Draigo wanders around the frakking WARP with no protection other than 'teh faeth in the emprah', you despite the warp being the anathema to EVERYTHING in the material universe. Oh yeah, him killing a Daemon in the warp puts him on Emperor level scale of power.

All in all, the 1D4Chan explanation (http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Kaldor_Draigo) (the 'why' section) makes FAR more sense than the crap Ward penned.


... Wait, what were we talking about?

[bfmusashi]

First- Inquisitor Lord Hector Rex- Lord King and Chief Administrator of Awesometown. He's an awesome psyker, part space marine and plays poker with the Emperor. Even his rivals love him he's so awesome. He's part of the siege of Vracks.

Second- Commisar Yarrick- Gets in a fight with an ork, loses arm at the elbow. While spraying blood everywhere like a firehose decapitates the offending ork. Leans over, cuts the power claw off said ork and holds it up as a rallying point. Only after everyone is soundly beating the orks back does he pass out and get patched up. After convincing someone to put his new crab claw trophy on his arm he hears there's a rumor among the orks that he kills with a glance. Logically, he must now have his eye removed and replaced with a laser. After winning the war he retires and keeps a garden. Then some fool disturbs his careful schedule of shooting weeds with his laser eye and trying to harvest basil with his giant robot crab hand with the news Thraka is still alive. There is only one response to this for Yarrick, find the biggest tank he can and drive through Thraka's house. He is cranky old bombast made manifest. His old model had a banner showing his amputation and a storm bolter with a greenskin skeleton on it. That is the one true Yarrick.

Third- Supreme Grand Master Keldor Draigo- No mention is ever made of his mastery of Aquila style kungfu for it would blow our minds. He taught us daemon princes have hearts, hearts big enough to do graffiti on. He stabbed a demon in the crotch with his broken sword and got sent to the warp for his trouble. The warp doesn't understand rules and doesn't care much for this little ball of rules that just showed up. Draigo beats down a Bloodthirster in unarmed combat with the power of Hulkamania. He made a new sword out of the Bloodthirster's axe (which is also a Bloodthirster) and proceeded to cause a ruckus. He performed acts of psychic arson, and destroyed the Jenga City of Omaha while M'Krachen blamed Stern*. He pops up in the real world occasionally (and with apparent time travel complications) setting wrongs right, hoping his next leap will be the leap home.

*M'Kraken sounds like Cobra Commander or Skeletor depending on his mood.

[tdogp]

Are we sure that Mortarion's heart is even in his chest? The way I see it, maybe the Primarch has a couple hearts that aren't even in his body (after all, he doesn't really need them). Draigo probably stumbled on some forgotten shrine that had one, did his deed, and moved on. Mortarion probably only found out after the fact when his sniveling underlings told him about it.

[Ch_DokWreckshop]

I thought this sa-called little girl was the emperor, so why not sometime the gw fluff is crazy.

[bfmusashi]

I kind of like the idea they're floating around and Mort watches Draigo do his scrimshaw like I watch drunk people pee on my car.