How Drunk is to drunk

[Morgan Darkstar]

How drunk is to drunk to post?

[Grailkeeper]

I dunno, I;ve posted on the caption contest pretty drunk before- thats what happens when you launch a caption contest at 2 am.


Just be prepared to deal with the consequences I suppose is a general rule of thumb for everything you do drunk. (except drive)

[lobster-overlord]

as with msot anything, if you're having to ask, then it's probably too much...

[Lord Azaghul]

I think 'if you have to ask...', applies in this case! :rolleyes:

[eldargal]

Generally I feel I'm too drunk to post when I all I want to do is talk about my pet frog. Nearly started a thread here in the oubliette about him once.:rolleyes:

[Drew da Destroya]

Well, you spelled all of your words correctly, so you're good to post.

[wittdooley]

I disagree. I think we need more drunk postings. If you can type it, you should post it.

[Lord Azaghul]

Well, you spelled all of your words correctly, so you're good to post.

I can't spell sober! :p

[Denzark]

Look at the key board. Start to type. If your fingers encounter your own vomitus *********d in a twin-nasal spray between desparately clutched fingers for maximum spread, before hitting keys, then you should go to bed.

[Denzark]

PS the word blanked out was ejacculated (minus the double C.) As this means:

"to utter suddenly and briefly; exclaim. "

and this was the context I used I don't know why the stupid hitsawattaobbernauntca spell checker filter thingameebobby blocked it.

[Drunkencorgimaster]

Well, you spelled all of your words correctly, so you're good to post.

Well, technically you are correct Drew, but he used "to" instead of "too."

'Course I should talk. I've got "drunken" in my on-line name.

[Morgan Darkstar]

Hey I cannot do grammar while sober nevermind while I am three sheets to the wind :p

[Col.Gravis]

Bah, bunch of girls, there is only one way to know if your too drunk to post, and that is retrospectively - if you can remember making the drunken post in the morning great, if you stumble upon it a day or two later with no recollection of making said posts - then, then you were too drunk.

[Denzark]

Col - my preceding posts qualify by your standards...

[Morgan Darkstar]

Well i have decided that as long as i am conscious i am good to post.

apologies in advance, for when i sound/act like a drunken idiot :D

[Drew da Destroya]

Well, technically you are correct Drew, but he used "to" instead of "too."

'Course I should talk. I've got "drunken" in my on-line name.

lol, good point. I wasn't considering that he had typed the title as well, honestly. I just looked at the sentence in his first post.

[Morgan Darkstar]

lol, good point. I wasn't considering that he had typed the title as well, honestly. I just looked at the sentence in his first post.

Are we happy now? :p I travelled through time and space (If sub-atomic particles can do it so can I) just to put it right. :D unfortunately my powers do not extend to fully change the title of the thread.

[Asymmetrical Xeno]

You can tell I'm too drunk when I keep going into ridiculous details of music production to people that don't care/know what I'm talking about/find it boring ect.

Usually goes like this :

Me - "Oh I LOVE how Front 242 did that TB-303 lead in the live 98' version of Religion."
Person - "I don't care and I don't have any idea what you're talking about."
Me - "Don't you reckon Tactical Neural Implant was so cutting-edge in 1992? I havent heard an album that comes near that in terms of warmness and Blade-runner esque ambience."
Person - "....."


Generally I feel I'm too drunk to post when I all I want to do is talk about my pet frog. Nearly started a thread here in the oubliette about him once.:rolleyes:

Well feel free to talk to me about your frog! I love hearing about peoples pets (that arent dogs and cats ect yawwwn). Frogs are awesome, we have one that lives in this little water-feature in our garden we have - it seems very lazy and likes to chill out on his rock and ribbit (love that sound). Besides, I can rattle on about how adorable my tarantula is back to you :P

[Drunkencorgimaster]

Okay, reallly lite (lit? Lyte? lite up?) right now. Thoufght I'd try this as an experiment. Think I'm doing okay. Better check this post in the morning and see how f-d up it is. Pretty sure there is noe such thing as too drunk to post though.

Cheers from East Toad Suck BOLS nation! Yayah!!!!

[Drew da Destroya]

Okay, reallly lite (lit? Lyte? lite up?) right now. Thoufght I'd try this as an experiment. Think I'm doing okay. Better check this post in the morning and see how f-d up it is. Pretty sure there is noe such thing as too drunk to post though.

Cheers from East Toad Suck BOLS nation! Yayah!!!!

Overall, you did fine. I'd say 8/10 spelling and grammar (some basic errors, but nothing I wouldn't expect from a standard sober internet post). 1/10 offensiveness (I guess people could be offended that you censored yourself or were drunk). 10/10 relevance to the topic being discussed.

Decision: Not too drunk to post.

[darthken]

your to drunk when you have to lie down and hold onto the ground to stop yourself falling of the earth

[Brass Scorpion]

How drunk is to drunk to post? When you think the word "to" should be used in that sentence which is the title of this topic, instead of the word "too", you're too drunk to post.

[Build]

When a friend un-zips his trousers in the middle of the pub and sticks his member in a pint of beer belonging to another friend who has just gone to the toilet.

[Morgan Darkstar]

When you think the word "to" should be used in that sentence which is the title of this topic, instead of the word "too", you're too drunk to post.

"Blows Big Raspberry" :p how d'ya like all those capitals in the wrong place? :D


your to drunk when you have to lie down and hold onto the ground to stop yourself falling of the earth

Lol thankfully I have yet to experience this :D

[scadugenga]

You're too drunk when you wake up the next morning still drunk, feeling as if all the blood in your body turned into gelatin...

[eldargal]

I'm too drunk right now, how do I know it? Because I was reading a blog, saw a link to some Empire rumours on a blogroll and saw that I was cited as the source. Thought to myself 'og my goodness, I'm famous' then I realised I was looking at BoLS. This is what happens when one drinks a bottle and a half of clarate at luncheon.

Also:
http://www.biolib.cz/IMG/GAL/7383.jpg
(not my Bullfrog) Africn Bullgrofs are the greatest of pets, right up there next to kitties. I have an african bullfrog named Garfunkel who rides my pet kitty like a horse and sometimes vomits on my keyboard.

[lattd]

Your too drunk if you cant remember the walk home or if you cut up a pineapple looking for spongebob.

[Psychosplodge]

You're too drunk when you can't lay on the floor without holding on....

[Morgan Darkstar]

FISH?! no that's wrong FROG! that is all :D

Btw what is this ¤ "and i think this may be epsilon?"

and this µ "oh it's Mu"

????

[Drunkencorgimaster]

Overall, you did fine. I'd say 8/10 spelling and grammar (some basic errors, but nothing I wouldn't expect from a standard sober internet post). 1/10 offensiveness (I guess people could be offended that you censored yourself or were drunk). 10/10 relevance to the topic being discussed.

Decision: Not too drunk to post.

Thank you for the kind review Drew. Sorry it took me a while to respond but I actually forgot I had posted that, thus proving your conclusion.

[Drew da Destroya]

Thank you for the kind review Drew. Sorry it took me a while to respond but I actually forgot I had posted that, thus proving your conclusion.

haha... glad my now-expired Substitute Teacher's certificate could come in handy.

[Denzark]

I recently had a look at the 'started threads' area of the CP.

There was a whole new thread I started about should I start WFB. This at past 0100 - and I didn't remember doing it.

This was too drunk...

[Drunkencorgimaster]

I recently had a look at the 'started threads' area of the CP.

There was a whole new thread I started about should I start WFB. This at past 0100 - and I didn't remember doing it.

This was too drunk...

I'm not so sure. That was one of the better threads I have seen lately.

[Denzark]

I'm not so sure. That was one of the better threads I have seen lately.

Is that like me playing pool better about 5 drinks in?

[eldargal]

Got drunk, woke up with this penciled in my hobby notebook, in my handwriting:

Entropic Cuddlepuff
3-12 20pts per model.

3 0 3 3 1 3 2 8 4+

Special Rules:
Entropy Cuddle: Cuddlepuffs do not kill their foe directly, instead the entropic waves flowing from their bodies causes their opponents higher functions to decay at an alarming rate. For each turn the cuddlepuffs engage an enemy unit in close combat, the enemy LD is reduced by 2. When it reaches zero, all higher brain fuctions cease and the models are removed as casualties.

Made of weird stuff. Entropic cuddlepuffs have a 4+ Invulnerable save.

There is a little picture of a grinning, pink starfish below.

I don't remember writing it. Beats waking up pregnant but still, whiskey tango foxtrot.:confused:

This is too drunk,

[Morgan Darkstar]

Is this an entropic cuddlepuff?

[eldargal]

More like this:
http://t2.ftcdn.net/jpg/00/20/98/59/400_F_20985964_SMoATMRB7DoEGawYuKC5FkmeIKX12vxL.jp g

[Drunkencorgimaster]

I'm thinking that yes, perhaps that is too drunk. But keep in mind EG, you wrote it down. You did not actually post it thus we can't be sure if you were too drunk to post. (Did that make sense?)

[Old_Paladin]

Got drunk, woke up with this penciled in my hobby notebook, in my handwriting:

Entropic Cuddlepuff
3-12 20pts per model.

3 0 3 3 1 3 2 8 4+

Special Rules:
Entropy Cuddle: Cuddlepuffs do not kill their foe directly, instead the entropic waves flowing from their bodies causes their opponents higher functions to decay at an alarming rate. For each turn the cuddlepuffs engage an enemy unit in close combat, the enemy LD is reduced by 2. When it reaches zero, all higher brain fuctions cease and the models are removed as casualties.

Made of weird stuff. Entropic cuddlepuffs have a 4+ Invulnerable save.

There is a little picture of a grinning, pink starfish below.

I don't remember writing it. Beats waking up pregnant but still, whiskey tango foxtrot.:confused:

This is too drunk,

You were clearly too drunk; the points value seems a little too low for such a good ability.

[scadugenga]

Got drunk, woke up with this penciled in my hobby notebook, in my handwriting:

There is a little picture of a grinning, pink starfish below.

I don't remember writing it. Beats waking up pregnant but still, whiskey tango foxtrot.:confused:

This is too drunk,

I'm going to speculate that you are an incredibly fun, if esoteric, drinking buddy.

Wow.

[Denzark]

By the Emperor's black bones but you are a dangerous xeno deviant.

[Necron2.0]

You are too drunk to post when you are responding to someone's thread with passion, forcefully pounding out the words on the keyboard, eventually collapsing from exhaustion as you come to the closing. Then, in the morning, your wife says you were great last night, but says she couldn't make out a single word you said, and goes on to ask why were you drumming on her buttocks so hard?

[Morgan Darkstar]

I thjnk i've drank to much http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZoI1QKI1KY

[chromedog]

If you have to ask, then you are too drunk.

Don't post drunk - the internets keep your comments for years - and you never know when that stuff can bite you on the ***.

[Morgan Darkstar]

Threadromancy but....

8 jagerbombs, 4 pints and a bottle and a 1/2 of red wine...

is most definitely too dunk to post.................

but i will anyway :D

[scadugenga]

That is going to be one hell of an evil hangover...

[Drunkencorgimaster]

Threadromancy but....

8 jagerbombs, 4 pints and a bottle and a 1/2 of red wine...

is most definitely too dunk to post.................

but i will anyway :D

That's the Spirit(s)!

[Morgan Darkstar]

That is going to be one hell of an evil hangover...

its 5 am and......

I Agree

why did i do this? never again!

[Wolfshade]

why did i do this? never again!

well until next time ;)

[SotonShades]

I wanted to post on Saturday evening, but I couldn't actually see my phone screen, let alone the swype keyboard on it. Never do an A-Z challange at a beer festival.

On the bright side, because I wasn't looking at my phone I ended up chatting to three very pretty girls. All was going very well until I forgot the canadian girl's accent and asked if she was a 'Northern Asian'. I had been calling her Nacho's up until that point. They seemed to like me naming them after the food they were eating. The sober people I was with agreed, and were amazed I was actually able to talk to these girls in real sentances, as I'd just been slurring half words out to them for the previous half hour.

[scadugenga]

its 5 am and......

I Agree

why did i do this? never again!

Just remember to always take the wine off the menu if your going to diversify your alcohol in a night's outing. ;)

[Psychosplodge]

I had been calling her Nacho's up until that point.

OMG you met Nachos? How is she? :D