Primarchs Day Job

[Prometheus]

Awhile ago me and some friends where talking about 40k and the rather odd idea of the Earth being in the 40k universe came up. Shortly after that the idea that our planet could have produced one of the lost Primarch came up. Shortly after that the idea that the Primarch would have had to been a very famous world figure (my bet is Chuck Norris) came up. Then the other ideas came up...

...anyway the question eventually came up "If the Primarchs were all real people in the normal everyday world of earth what would they do for a living?" Try to figure out what job would suit them best.

Here are some of our ideas...

Ferris Manus - Arm Wrestling champ/truck driver ( a nud to "Over the Top")
Magnus The Red - Birthday Magician (who hates his job)
Fulgrim - Hairstylist to the stars (who loves his)

etc...

[person person]

Angron: a wrestller who doesn't know the word fake.

Alpharius: Head of the NSA

Lorgar: Satanic phsyco preacher, writes poems.

Rogal Dorn: Military engineer, designed the Nimitz

Pertuabo: Trying to build the world's best torpedo

[Guytholimew]

Roboute Gulliman: Dreary bureaucrat adhering only to set protocols. Loves filing.

[entendre_entendre]

Rogal Dorn: Military engineer, designed the Nimitz

Pertuabo: Trying to build the world's best torpedo

hahaha!!
Mortarion (loyal): head of CDC
Mortarion (traitor): ^ their nemesis - "H1N1... that was me. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!"
Alpharius/Omegon: head(s) of FOX news
Corax: mad scientist, with a JETPACK!
Ferus Manus: other mad scientist making cyborgs instead! :p
Vulcan: Automotive empire owner (he makes all his own cars)
Angron: the final challenge on American Gladiators: defeat the 9' pissed off guy with a chain axe! would definitely make me watch
Lion El'Jonson: conservationist/wildman/outdoor TV show host - "Today we're looking at the Lions in their dens boys and girls!"
Horus: Actor.

[Drew da Destroya]

Well, we all know that Night Haunter would be Batman!