DrWobbles
05-03-2011, 04:50 AM
I just finished reading the first short story in Age of Darkness called Rules of Engagement by Graham McNiell. I am almost at a loss of words at how profoundly ridiculous this story plays out. someone please make sense of all this.
*SPOILER ALERT*
So... the protagonist Remus is a captain of the 4th company of ultramarines. He's leading his brothers to victories in a series of engagements throughout the ultramar sector. They fight death guard, world eaters, sons of horus, and... salamanders. At this point i'm wondering if McNiell forgot the salamanders were loyal to the emperor or maybe part of their legion did go sour. I get confused.
But as i read on we discover Roboute Guilliman is dressed as the Warmaster leading a bunch of ultrasmurfs dressed like the Sons of Horus! and they're wiping out the entire ultramarines 4th company to a man!! as tousands of his homies are sluaghtered Guilliman treats it like an exercise!!! and no one seems to care.
So i begin to think that the salamanders weren't salies at all but smurfs painted green. then i start to wonder who the death guard really are and was it truly the world eaters they were fighting earlier. we're talking hundreds of thousands of casualties to test Remus and his skills.
as far as fluff goes, this is worse than Draigo, or blood angels teaming up with crons, or C.S. Goto.
ugh.
*SPOILER ALERT*
So... the protagonist Remus is a captain of the 4th company of ultramarines. He's leading his brothers to victories in a series of engagements throughout the ultramar sector. They fight death guard, world eaters, sons of horus, and... salamanders. At this point i'm wondering if McNiell forgot the salamanders were loyal to the emperor or maybe part of their legion did go sour. I get confused.
But as i read on we discover Roboute Guilliman is dressed as the Warmaster leading a bunch of ultrasmurfs dressed like the Sons of Horus! and they're wiping out the entire ultramarines 4th company to a man!! as tousands of his homies are sluaghtered Guilliman treats it like an exercise!!! and no one seems to care.
So i begin to think that the salamanders weren't salies at all but smurfs painted green. then i start to wonder who the death guard really are and was it truly the world eaters they were fighting earlier. we're talking hundreds of thousands of casualties to test Remus and his skills.
as far as fluff goes, this is worse than Draigo, or blood angels teaming up with crons, or C.S. Goto.
ugh.