Think Fast!

[Skragger]

QUICK!

You're being attacked by an Khorne Berserker with a bolt pistol and a chain axe! He's ten-fifteen meters away and charging at you! WHAT DO YOU DO?! :confused:

[newtoncain]

QUICK!

You're being attacked by an Khorne Berserker with a bolt pistol and a chain axe! He's ten-fifteen meters away and charging at you! WHAT DO YOU DO?! :confused:
shoot 3MLs at him @ BS4:eek:

[isotope99]

Shoot the hostage

[Astral Platypus]

I would send the carefully hidden members of my ninja clan at him as a distraction. He would undoubtedly kill them all but the law of Conservation of Ninjitsu would ensure that the last survivor of the ninjas, i.e. me, would be more than powerful enough to bury his fat space***.

[plasticaddict]

Draw my sidearm and empty the magazine into his head/face plate while falling back to my vehicle or office to collect a more viable weapon (vehicle; 12 ga. w/buckshot & slugs, office; AR-15) to defend myself with.

[JxKxR]

I yell "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!" and charge!

[Morgan Darkstar]

QUICK!

You're being attacked by an Khorne Berserker with a bolt pistol and a chain axe! He's ten-fifteen meters away and charging at you! WHAT DO YOU DO?! :confused:

ignore him as he is well outside his 6" move 6" assault range. :D

always a smart arse answer when you dont need one.

[Random Guy]

Throw the vortex grenade and watch him being sucked into the warp.

Random Guy

[BuFFo]

QUICK!

You're being attacked by an Khorne Berserker with a bolt pistol and a chain axe! He's ten-fifteen meters away and charging at you! WHAT DO YOU DO?! :confused:

Well, since this is obviously taking part in a fantasy setting, does the KB realize he is charging into an Archon? I bet he will once he reaches melee with me.

[eagleboy7259]

QUICK!

You're being attacked by an Khorne Berserker with a bolt pistol and a chain axe! He's ten-fifteen meters away and charging at you! WHAT DO YOU DO?! :confused:

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!

Pretend I'm Kharn, according to Codex CSM regular Berzerkers are scared ****less by him

[Necron2.0]

The fantasy is ...
Do something über-manly and heroic that ultimately kills the Berserker with practiced, effortless ease, preferably while some buxom goddess is swooning at my feet (call me "Marbo").

The reality is ...
Run away screaming like a little girl.

[jorz192]

Do the thing the young Leonidas does in 300 with the spear when the wolf charges him.

If I am a lone guardsman prime a krak grenade and try to take him out with me.

If I was a Blood Angel fall into the red thirst, a Space Wolf How, shoot,l and charge,
an Ultramarine stand and shoot.

Depends on who I am in 40k universe.

[Defenestratus]

Throw an uncooked steak in the opposite direction and run.

[Charistoph]

Depends on what I'm equipped with.

If in Carapace Armor and carrying a Pulse Rifle, steady my shoulders and hope and pray he likes to roll 1's and 2's.

If in a battlesuit, engage both weapons and keep bouncing back until he dies.

If in a Hammerhead... do I REALLY need to answer?

If in power armor, hope that my plasma weapon kills him faster than me.

If in TDA, buff my icon and charge my power weapon while laying down bolt fire.

If in civvies, hope I'm wearing brown pants.

[Brosef Stalin]

Die. :(

[wkz]

Given this is a Khorn Berserker in real life...

I'd say "WOW!! GW is right, this is Terrifyingly AWESOME!!!"

Right before I get skewered, sliced, diced and chainsawed from top to toe of course. What, you think a S2, T3, WS1, 1A, Ld5 one model unit (which is what most of us are... unless you actually do work out, which means you're S3) with no armor saves of any kind can stand against a Khorn Berserker?

[Uncle Nutsy]

If i'm playing tau:

markerlight, target incoming hostile. fire seeker missile and railgun on my mark

OR

in an XV9 with a good weapon loadout, quad plasma to the face.


Dark Eldar: flit and pump full of poison.

[Lexington]

Lick him.

[Sister Rosette Soulknyt]

Tell him thats an awesome Cosplay outfit..

Um, pretend i'm a Grey Knight (didnt you know they are the good Khorne now).:p

[Mr.Pickelz]

Yell BLOOD FOR GORK AND MORK!!!!! and continue to lead my green tide (Apoc. Formation) in a WAAAAGH! charge. :cool:

[DarkLink]

I'd give him a commissar hat.

[Lord Castellan]

Let him charge, as if any CC tooled unit has EVER won combat against me. Bersekers, Wyches, Ravenors, and Wraiths have all died in combat with my Crusaders. All on the same turn they charged!

[Exterminatus]

I'd calmly keep moving in the same direction i was going when i spoted this lil bugger. I'd let it get right up to me and BAM!! Warp Rift... keep on moving like nothing ever happend.

"To the righteous we bring hope. To the tainted we bring fire."

- Castellan Garran Crowe

[Cyberscape7]

Just as he lifted up his weapon to kill me BAM.
I would hug the lunatic.
Nobody would expect that...

[warpcrafter]

Yell WAAAAAAGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!, surround him with my 29 drinking buddies so they can watch and cheer me on while I snip his head off with my powerklaw.

[fuzzbuket]

yell POTATOES


or

point wildly over there and shout FREE BLOOD

then run, very,very fast

[Xanadu]

Walk calmly away. He's only a 28mm scale model afterall.

[SotonShades]

Wonder how he got 15m away from me in my apartment, or possibly not worry as there are gonna be several walls between me and him... then worry that I'm going to be found dismembered in nothing but my pjs as I'm fairly certain a Bezerker with a chain axe would cut through them like butter

[Outlander]

I tell myself its all a bad dream and wake up.

Or, order the stormtroopers to open up on him.

[L192837465]

Furiously masturbate using my tears as lubricant.

Might just be pathetic enough to make even a Khorne Berzerker pity me.

[Hive Mind]

Swear that this really is the last time I drop acid.

[BlackKnight15624]

I'd step on him. Because charging a titan while I'm princeps is always a bad idea.

[Skragger]

Engange him in a long heart-to-heart over whether killing me would truely make him happy

[Wozzle]

Krump him right and propa!

[warpcrafter]

Walk calmly away. He's only a 28mm scale model afterall.

But in the context of this question, so are you.

[eldargal]

Throw my Singing Spear in his face then harvest his wossnames for a trophy.

[Corvus-Master-of-The-4th]

I'd show him where Melta's got there name from...

[TheRise]

Stand on him. He's a 2 inch tall plastic guy. :P

This is The Rise of sarcastic cockiness ;)

[Skragger]

Curse you and your wiley sarcasm! :D

[Forever_Bunny]

I would deep-strike Chuck Norris in so that he could round-house him into orbit.

[novatomato]

obviously Ted had a very bad date last night, turns out that Daemonette was much less 'ette' than s/he let on, so I'd offer him my condolences and head off to work.

[Skragger]

I would deep-strike Chuck Norris in so that he could round-house him into orbit.

Would he get his own drop pod? Or would he just be fired out of one of the orbital bombardment cannons?

[Unzuul the Lascivious]

I would blink him out of existence. Such is the power of Cherubael...