LemanRussCommander
04-24-2011, 06:01 PM
My buddy and i came up with some "guidelines" for gamers we thought were pretty funny
Orks
Just because your army doesn't bathe or brush their teef, doesn't mean you don't have to either
Space Marines
Just because you don't allow women in your army, doesn't mean you can tell them not to play
Dark Eldar
No pillaging, or torture experiments against your oppnents
Tyranids
Please don't eat your opponent
Also keep all "implant attacks" on the table, thank you
Imperial Guard
Summary Executions are strongly discouraged
Inquisition
Burning at the stake is strictly prohibited by the fire marshall
Just because they don't look, talk, dress, or believe in the same immortal god emperor as you, please respect each other, and no Exterminatus
Necrons
Any major repairs or oil changes should be done at an approved repair shop
Eldar
Just because you've been around longer does not mean you know everything
Tau
If you're new to the galaxy, act with respect and responsibility, nobody likes someone running around screaming and yelling, bumping into things and annexing planet systems
Space Wolves
NO! BAD DOG, WE DO THAT OUTSIDE!
Blood Angels
No one cares about Edward
Chaos
There will be no galaxy burning, once again prohibited by the fire marshall
Orks
Just because your army doesn't bathe or brush their teef, doesn't mean you don't have to either
Space Marines
Just because you don't allow women in your army, doesn't mean you can tell them not to play
Dark Eldar
No pillaging, or torture experiments against your oppnents
Tyranids
Please don't eat your opponent
Also keep all "implant attacks" on the table, thank you
Imperial Guard
Summary Executions are strongly discouraged
Inquisition
Burning at the stake is strictly prohibited by the fire marshall
Just because they don't look, talk, dress, or believe in the same immortal god emperor as you, please respect each other, and no Exterminatus
Necrons
Any major repairs or oil changes should be done at an approved repair shop
Eldar
Just because you've been around longer does not mean you know everything
Tau
If you're new to the galaxy, act with respect and responsibility, nobody likes someone running around screaming and yelling, bumping into things and annexing planet systems
Space Wolves
NO! BAD DOG, WE DO THAT OUTSIDE!
Blood Angels
No one cares about Edward
Chaos
There will be no galaxy burning, once again prohibited by the fire marshall