Rules for gaming

[LemanRussCommander]

My buddy and i came up with some "guidelines" for gamers we thought were pretty funny

Orks
Just because your army doesn't bathe or brush their teef, doesn't mean you don't have to either

Space Marines
Just because you don't allow women in your army, doesn't mean you can tell them not to play

Dark Eldar
No pillaging, or torture experiments against your oppnents

Tyranids
Please don't eat your opponent
Also keep all "implant attacks" on the table, thank you

Imperial Guard
Summary Executions are strongly discouraged

Inquisition
Burning at the stake is strictly prohibited by the fire marshall
Just because they don't look, talk, dress, or believe in the same immortal god emperor as you, please respect each other, and no Exterminatus

Necrons
Any major repairs or oil changes should be done at an approved repair shop

Eldar
Just because you've been around longer does not mean you know everything

Tau
If you're new to the galaxy, act with respect and responsibility, nobody likes someone running around screaming and yelling, bumping into things and annexing planet systems

Space Wolves
NO! BAD DOG, WE DO THAT OUTSIDE!

Blood Angels
No one cares about Edward

Chaos
There will be no galaxy burning, once again prohibited by the fire marshall

[Emerald Rose Widow]

Tyranids
Please don't eat your opponent
Also keep all "implant attacks" on the table, thank you



awwww, come on those things are fun though -pouts- NOMNOMNOM

[scadugenga]

But what if I do know everything? :)

Nice bit w/the SW and BA, btw...hehehe.

[BuFFo]

Dark Eldar
Just because your army runs around half naked in thongs doesn't mean you should to, dude.

[gwensdad]

awwww, come on those things are fun though -pouts- NOMNOMNOM

The eating or the "implant attacks"?

[Smotku]

There seems to far more Ork players than the armies that are run at my FLGS.

[wkz]

The 4 chaos powers variant:
- Dude, you shouldn't infect us with your week-long cold just because Nurgle is infecting its captured Eldar goddess
- Tzeentch can, you can't. Don't depend on luck (or as you say it "forcing fate to your will") and learn some tactics before you play the game.
- ... ... ... ... "Boobs as distraction" is not part of playing 40k.
- Officer: Put down the Broadsword. This is your last warning, I'm going to taze you if you don't put down that Broadsword...

[Emerald Rose Widow]

The eating or the "implant attacks"?

Well depends on which side of it you are on but both -giggles-

[gwensdad]

Well depends on which side of it you are on but both -giggles-

Not sure if I should be in my bunk or calling the police....

[BHound1981]

Imperial Guard
Summary Executions are strongly discouraged

Note that they are only discouraged, not disallowed...

[DarkLink]

Note that they are only discouraged, not disallowed...

Exceptions will be made for SM players who don't follow their rule.

[L192837465]

Not sure if I should be in my bunk or calling the police....

Bunk, then police, then fire.

[Emerald Rose Widow]

Not sure if I should be in my bunk or calling the police....

Ah but that is the question, mwahahahhaa

[gwensdad]

Ah but that is the question, mwahahahhaa

Well if I have to move to IA, I'll try and find out ;)

[Emerald Rose Widow]

Well if I have to move to IA, I'll try and find out ;)

lol, nah dont bother, wont be here for much longer, hehe

[celldwellwer]

Blood Angels
No one cares about Edward



Who is Edward?

[Hive Mind]

I would assume that the reference is to Edward Cullen of Twilight fame; a sparkly vampire who likes to romance obvious Mary Sues.

[eldargal]

Don't knock it 'til you've tried it.


Dark Eldar
Just because your army runs around half naked in thongs doesn't mean you should to, dude.

[Emerald Rose Widow]

Don't knock it 'til you've tried it.

yeah, have to agree with eldargal here, there are some gamers that other gamers wouldnt mind running around in a thong -giggles-

[wkz]

yeah, have to agree with eldargal here, there are some gamers that other gamers wouldnt mind running around in a thong -giggles-
True, but there are too many other gamers who'd cause me to claw out my eyes if they are in my vicinity wearing nothing but thongs...

The risk is too great.

[scadugenga]

I'm with wkz on this. The potential for collateral damage is just too high.