How to roll citadel dice

[Uncle Nutsy]

Ever since I read this, my games have improved significantly.

Thanks, GW! Now i'll be winning tournaments left and right!

http://www.games-workshop.com/gws/content/blogPost.jsp?aId=16100001a

[Grailkeeper]

I really hope they left out my techniques,

- the screaming howler monkey, the vengence of old man christ, or of course captain smedleys dastardly sandwich.

[lwilliam78]

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[eldargal]

Maybe its the severe sleep deprivation talking, but that is the most amusing April Fools I've ever seen. With the possible exception of when I told my mother I was pregnant when I was 14.

[DAPHEEL]

EPIC WINNING! I'm ordering my copy now, to go with my paint everything spray gun, and from this point on i will only roll my dice the vindaloo way ~ Smoking.

[Wolfshade]

I've pre-ordered my limited edition safety dice :D

[DrLove42]

Not as good as the spray gun last year...

But I wonder how many people try and buy a copy in stores today :P

[Legoklods]

I want that foam safty-die so badly!

[scadugenga]

I've pre-ordered my limited edition safety dice :D

Does it play Men Without Hats when you roll them?

Ssss
Aaaa
Ffff
Eeee
Tttt
Yyyy....

[Gotthammer]

I actually bought a friend of mine who was always firing his dice across the table and onto the gloor giant foam dice from an educational supply shop.

[Bda_Gamer]

GW always has agood April's Fool Joke.

[Cyberscape7]

LMFAO!!!
This is 1000000000000 times better than me telling my sister the buses weren't working this morning. (on a side note, the reason why my joke was so funny is that she freaked out, despite never using that particular bus service...:D)

[L192837465]

I've pre-ordered my limited edition safety dice :D

Can you dance when you want to; leave your friends behind?

[Uncle Nutsy]

'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine

[scadugenga]

I say..we can go where we want to,
A place where they will never find...