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ThePov
08-29-2009, 05:49 PM
Okay, I think it's about time the Lounge got its baptism by silliness. For those of you who don't know how this works, in a Three Word Story, the forum as a whole tells a story. Each poster can add whatever wierdness and silliness to the story they see fit, but each post after the first may ONLY have THREE WORDS. Trust me, I've done this before, it can get pretty hilarious. Since this is a GW themed forum, I'm going to ask that we try and steer things into the 40K universe for the most part, but I highly doubt this will result in anything Black Library would publish. So, let slip the dogs of insanity!



An Inquisitor once
crazyredpraetorian
08-30-2009, 12:08 AM
shot his acolyte.....
Bigred
08-30-2009, 12:18 AM
following afternoon tea.
crazyredpraetorian
08-30-2009, 12:31 AM
He was mad...
Schnitzel
08-30-2009, 06:04 AM
And terribly hungry
ThePov
08-30-2009, 06:27 AM
so he ate
Cryl
08-30-2009, 09:37 AM
a big cake
ThePov
08-30-2009, 11:14 AM
Made of Tau
Schnitzel
08-30-2009, 12:37 PM
Tasted like chicken...
Bigred
08-30-2009, 01:39 PM
and he slept.
crazyredpraetorian
08-30-2009, 02:22 PM
He dreamed he.....
Schnitzel
08-30-2009, 03:10 PM
with demonic pillows...
Faultie
08-30-2009, 05:25 PM
was sitting within...
ThePov
08-30-2009, 06:46 PM
A Space hulk
person person
08-30-2009, 08:14 PM
then he smelled
ThePov
08-31-2009, 07:46 PM
a stinky grot
crazyredpraetorian
08-31-2009, 10:02 PM
that was mooning
Aenir
08-31-2009, 10:06 PM
Grand Master Azrael
Schnitzel
09-01-2009, 01:48 AM
Who sobbed bitterly...
ThePov
09-01-2009, 05:47 AM
Because he had
crazyredpraetorian
09-01-2009, 08:02 AM
stained his dress
Bigred
09-01-2009, 08:02 AM
and his parasol.
Aenir
09-01-2009, 11:49 AM
He also noted
Eisenhorn
09-01-2009, 12:23 PM
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I do not approve of this thread.

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person person
09-01-2009, 12:25 PM
that his hair
Aenir
09-01-2009, 12:57 PM
was going grey
rsheridan5
09-01-2009, 01:00 PM
so he shaved
ThePov
09-01-2009, 01:22 PM
it off, but
person person
09-01-2009, 01:36 PM
cut his self
Aenir
09-01-2009, 02:20 PM
using his sword
ThePov
09-01-2009, 02:20 PM
, which was stupid
crazyredpraetorian
09-01-2009, 05:19 PM
This made him
person person
09-01-2009, 07:14 PM
very very angry
crazyredpraetorian
09-01-2009, 08:30 PM
so angry he
Aenir
09-01-2009, 09:32 PM
Hunted Some Fallen
crazyredpraetorian
09-01-2009, 10:10 PM
But he found
Bigred
09-01-2009, 11:55 PM
Cypher had already...
Aenir
09-02-2009, 12:10 AM
ate the donuts
ThePov
09-02-2009, 04:59 AM
of Ulimate Knowledge-yness
Schnitzel
09-02-2009, 05:47 AM
So he JUMPED
crazyredpraetorian
09-02-2009, 11:18 AM
down Cypher's throat
person person
09-02-2009, 03:41 PM
then he exploded
ThePov
09-02-2009, 03:42 PM
a Virus bomb
crazyredpraetorian
09-02-2009, 03:45 PM
and said "Excuse
person person
09-02-2009, 03:48 PM
me" I ate
Bigred
09-02-2009, 05:52 PM
Chapter 2: Recreation
ThePov
09-02-2009, 05:53 PM
Cypher was annoyed
Aenir
09-02-2009, 11:16 PM
That chapter 2
person person
09-03-2009, 01:30 AM
sucked A LOT
Schnitzel
09-03-2009, 02:05 AM
Now Chapter Three...
crazyredpraetorian
09-04-2009, 01:40 AM
Eldrad was picking
raybans
09-04-2009, 08:10 AM
a suitable place
Fantomex
09-04-2009, 11:28 AM
but Ferrus Manus
person person
09-04-2009, 12:52 PM
sucker punched Eldrad.
ThePov
09-04-2009, 01:19 PM
Eldrad got Mad
Aenir
09-04-2009, 04:13 PM
And Cried...alot
person person
09-05-2009, 12:18 AM
then got pwned.
Schnitzel
09-05-2009, 02:06 AM
reciting the alphabet
person person
09-05-2009, 02:12 AM
through his nose
ThePov
09-05-2009, 06:37 AM
backwards and upsidedown
Fantomex
09-05-2009, 12:21 PM
Eldrad wet himself
Aenir
09-05-2009, 07:21 PM
Because Abbadon kicked
crazyredpraetorian
09-06-2009, 01:01 AM
When Elrad finished
person person
09-06-2009, 01:31 AM
Eating a foot-long.
Schnitzel
09-06-2009, 02:12 AM
Chili Cheese Coney
Fantomex
09-06-2009, 12:33 PM
laced with LSD
Aenir
09-06-2009, 01:08 PM
and that explained
ThePov
09-06-2009, 01:21 PM
this whole story.
person person
09-06-2009, 06:24 PM
To be continued
ThePov
09-06-2009, 06:33 PM
Right about now.
person person
09-06-2009, 07:41 PM
A Necron Lord
Cryl
09-07-2009, 03:11 AM
covered in bees
Fantomex
09-07-2009, 05:42 AM
in the fridge
ThePov
09-07-2009, 07:30 AM
is very wierd,
Aenir
09-07-2009, 11:37 AM
said Azrael, then
archimbald
09-07-2009, 01:17 PM
started break dancing
Fantomex
09-07-2009, 02:30 PM
in the nude
person person
09-07-2009, 02:35 PM
Singing the song
Aenir
09-07-2009, 04:26 PM
of the great
ThePov
09-07-2009, 04:52 PM
Lucky Charms Legion
evilamericorp
09-07-2009, 05:01 PM
, of whom many
Fantomex
09-08-2009, 06:45 AM
are secretly Squats
Aenir
09-08-2009, 07:33 AM
but havent been
TSINI
09-08-2009, 07:47 AM
eaten by the
Aenir
09-08-2009, 11:05 AM
hive fleet donuts
person person
09-08-2009, 11:26 AM
on planet Dunkin'
Dunadan
09-08-2009, 10:39 PM
but will be...
Fantomex
09-09-2009, 06:52 AM
resurrected by Nurgle
TSINI
09-09-2009, 07:10 AM
as David Hasslehoff's
Cryl
09-09-2009, 08:58 AM
mothers cousins dog
ThePov
09-09-2009, 01:06 PM
. Meanwhile, back on
TSINI
09-09-2009, 01:30 PM
Terra, mr T
Dunadan
09-09-2009, 03:39 PM
got roundhouse kicked
ThePov
09-09-2009, 04:55 PM
by Teh Emprah
TSINI
09-09-2009, 06:33 PM
prah...prah...prah...
person person
09-09-2009, 06:45 PM
eating a sausage.
Fantomex
09-09-2009, 06:49 PM
Dr Frasier Crane
TSINI
09-09-2009, 06:51 PM
virtually died of
Aenir
09-09-2009, 11:05 PM
death by fulgrim
Cryl
09-10-2009, 02:29 AM
Meanwhile, back at
Fantomex
09-10-2009, 05:38 AM
Fulgrims sex ranch
Cryl
09-10-2009, 05:55 AM
there were tentacles
TSINI
09-10-2009, 07:42 AM
too many tenticles
energongoodie
09-10-2009, 07:50 AM
to wrap round
Aenir
09-10-2009, 10:16 AM
fortress of solitude
Fantomex
09-11-2009, 05:15 AM
. In strolled Russ
energongoodie
09-11-2009, 06:00 AM
with his furry
Aenir
09-11-2009, 10:37 AM
Edmund Fitzgerald Wreck
crazyredpraetorian
09-12-2009, 10:28 AM
He showed them
Schnitzel
09-12-2009, 10:49 AM
cheezey space wolves
crazyredpraetorian
09-12-2009, 05:28 PM
and sissy whiners
person person
09-13-2009, 12:08 AM
Who's the boss.
Prometheus
09-15-2009, 01:33 AM
Tony Danza is.
Aenir
09-16-2009, 10:25 AM
except when Calgar
crazyredpraetorian
09-16-2009, 11:29 AM
is feeling manly.
Cryl
09-18-2009, 05:52 AM
who doesn't like
person person
09-19-2009, 01:38 AM
Very big yo-yos
Jezlad
09-23-2009, 05:16 PM
they hurt his
crazyredpraetorian
09-23-2009, 05:24 PM
manly pride. So,
person person
09-24-2009, 08:12 PM
very very badly.
praxis
10-01-2009, 07:59 AM
"Destroy the yo-yos !"
VonKoeder
10-27-2009, 03:57 PM
Yelled Chuck Norris.
the one
10-28-2009, 03:59 AM
I hope I
person person
10-29-2009, 08:45 PM
dont hurt myself.
Cryl
10-30-2009, 02:41 AM
when I'm swimming
Ivarr
10-30-2009, 05:06 AM
in a tub
Cryl
10-30-2009, 07:19 AM
of slaaneshi effulent
Aldramelech
10-31-2009, 04:26 PM
The smell is........
crazyredpraetorian
10-31-2009, 04:55 PM
like raspberries on
Lindargo
10-31-2009, 06:03 PM
cheesy garlic astartes. XD
person person
11-01-2009, 10:30 PM
Then a big
crazyredpraetorian
11-03-2009, 06:50 PM
frigging Stompa loomed
person person
11-03-2009, 08:32 PM
over him stomping
crazyredpraetorian
11-04-2009, 11:22 AM
a Ratling to
the one
11-05-2009, 02:49 AM
Intergalactic space dust.
Aldramelech
11-05-2009, 03:15 AM
Which made him
Cryl
11-05-2009, 03:33 AM
cry like a
energongoodie
11-05-2009, 03:42 AM
big Rainbow Warrior
the one
11-05-2009, 09:38 AM
addicted to wombles.
crazyredpraetorian
11-06-2009, 03:31 AM
Huron came along....
Cryl
11-06-2009, 07:43 AM
side a womble
person person
11-08-2009, 02:25 AM
Then Kharn pwned
Melissia
11-08-2009, 06:11 AM
your mother's backside
Grotzooka
11-08-2009, 04:41 PM
with a yellow
person person
11-08-2009, 09:08 PM
and large banana.
crazyredpraetorian
11-08-2009, 09:24 PM
Your Daddy saw
Grotzooka
11-08-2009, 10:21 PM
the world burn
entendre_entendre
11-09-2009, 12:02 AM
like tabac sticks
person person
11-11-2009, 05:37 PM
in an oven.
Grotzooka
11-11-2009, 08:49 PM
Meanwhile, on T'au,
Master Bryss
11-13-2009, 11:20 AM
Aun'Va pondered over
the one
11-14-2009, 07:17 AM
totally unrelated subjects,
Grotzooka
11-14-2009, 12:54 PM
such as peppers
the one
11-15-2009, 05:42 AM
,inflatable binbags and
person person
11-15-2009, 05:57 PM
dead looking necrons.
Aenir
03-18-2010, 02:36 PM
who all were
The other guy
03-19-2010, 04:08 AM
All standing nonchalantly
Subject Keyword
03-23-2010, 11:50 PM
Behind 7-Eleven counters