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ThePov
08-29-2009, 05:49 PM
Okay, I think it's about time the Lounge got its baptism by silliness. For those of you who don't know how this works, in a Three Word Story, the forum as a whole tells a story. Each poster can add whatever wierdness and silliness to the story they see fit, but each post after the first may ONLY have THREE WORDS. Trust me, I've done this before, it can get pretty hilarious. Since this is a GW themed forum, I'm going to ask that we try and steer things into the 40K universe for the most part, but I highly doubt this will result in anything Black Library would publish. So, let slip the dogs of insanity!



An Inquisitor once

crazyredpraetorian
08-30-2009, 12:08 AM
shot his acolyte.....

Bigred
08-30-2009, 12:18 AM
following afternoon tea.

crazyredpraetorian
08-30-2009, 12:31 AM
He was mad...

Schnitzel
08-30-2009, 06:04 AM
And terribly hungry

ThePov
08-30-2009, 06:27 AM
so he ate

Cryl
08-30-2009, 09:37 AM
a big cake

ThePov
08-30-2009, 11:14 AM
Made of Tau

Schnitzel
08-30-2009, 12:37 PM
Tasted like chicken...

Bigred
08-30-2009, 01:39 PM
and he slept.

crazyredpraetorian
08-30-2009, 02:22 PM
He dreamed he.....

Schnitzel
08-30-2009, 03:10 PM
with demonic pillows...

Faultie
08-30-2009, 05:25 PM
was sitting within...

ThePov
08-30-2009, 06:46 PM
A Space hulk

person person
08-30-2009, 08:14 PM
then he smelled

ThePov
08-31-2009, 07:46 PM
a stinky grot

crazyredpraetorian
08-31-2009, 10:02 PM
that was mooning

Aenir
08-31-2009, 10:06 PM
Grand Master Azrael

Schnitzel
09-01-2009, 01:48 AM
Who sobbed bitterly...

ThePov
09-01-2009, 05:47 AM
Because he had

crazyredpraetorian
09-01-2009, 08:02 AM
stained his dress

Bigred
09-01-2009, 08:02 AM
and his parasol.

Aenir
09-01-2009, 11:49 AM
He also noted

Eisenhorn
09-01-2009, 12:23 PM
=][=

I do not approve of this thread.

=][=

person person
09-01-2009, 12:25 PM
that his hair

Aenir
09-01-2009, 12:57 PM
was going grey

rsheridan5
09-01-2009, 01:00 PM
so he shaved

ThePov
09-01-2009, 01:22 PM
it off, but

person person
09-01-2009, 01:36 PM
cut his self

Aenir
09-01-2009, 02:20 PM
using his sword

ThePov
09-01-2009, 02:20 PM
, which was stupid

crazyredpraetorian
09-01-2009, 05:19 PM
This made him

person person
09-01-2009, 07:14 PM
very very angry

crazyredpraetorian
09-01-2009, 08:30 PM
so angry he

Aenir
09-01-2009, 09:32 PM
Hunted Some Fallen

crazyredpraetorian
09-01-2009, 10:10 PM
But he found

Bigred
09-01-2009, 11:55 PM
Cypher had already...

Aenir
09-02-2009, 12:10 AM
ate the donuts

ThePov
09-02-2009, 04:59 AM
of Ulimate Knowledge-yness

Schnitzel
09-02-2009, 05:47 AM
So he JUMPED

crazyredpraetorian
09-02-2009, 11:18 AM
down Cypher's throat

person person
09-02-2009, 03:41 PM
then he exploded

ThePov
09-02-2009, 03:42 PM
a Virus bomb

crazyredpraetorian
09-02-2009, 03:45 PM
and said "Excuse

person person
09-02-2009, 03:48 PM
me" I ate

Bigred
09-02-2009, 05:52 PM
Chapter 2: Recreation

ThePov
09-02-2009, 05:53 PM
Cypher was annoyed

Aenir
09-02-2009, 11:16 PM
That chapter 2

person person
09-03-2009, 01:30 AM
sucked A LOT

Schnitzel
09-03-2009, 02:05 AM
Now Chapter Three...

crazyredpraetorian
09-04-2009, 01:40 AM
Eldrad was picking

raybans
09-04-2009, 08:10 AM
a suitable place

Fantomex
09-04-2009, 11:28 AM
but Ferrus Manus

person person
09-04-2009, 12:52 PM
sucker punched Eldrad.

ThePov
09-04-2009, 01:19 PM
Eldrad got Mad

Aenir
09-04-2009, 04:13 PM
And Cried...alot

person person
09-05-2009, 12:18 AM
then got pwned.

Schnitzel
09-05-2009, 02:06 AM
reciting the alphabet

person person
09-05-2009, 02:12 AM
through his nose

ThePov
09-05-2009, 06:37 AM
backwards and upsidedown

Fantomex
09-05-2009, 12:21 PM
Eldrad wet himself

Aenir
09-05-2009, 07:21 PM
Because Abbadon kicked

crazyredpraetorian
09-06-2009, 01:01 AM
When Elrad finished

person person
09-06-2009, 01:31 AM
Eating a foot-long.

Schnitzel
09-06-2009, 02:12 AM
Chili Cheese Coney

Fantomex
09-06-2009, 12:33 PM
laced with LSD

Aenir
09-06-2009, 01:08 PM
and that explained

ThePov
09-06-2009, 01:21 PM
this whole story.

person person
09-06-2009, 06:24 PM
To be continued

ThePov
09-06-2009, 06:33 PM
Right about now.

person person
09-06-2009, 07:41 PM
A Necron Lord

Cryl
09-07-2009, 03:11 AM
covered in bees

Fantomex
09-07-2009, 05:42 AM
in the fridge

ThePov
09-07-2009, 07:30 AM
is very wierd,

Aenir
09-07-2009, 11:37 AM
said Azrael, then

archimbald
09-07-2009, 01:17 PM
started break dancing

Fantomex
09-07-2009, 02:30 PM
in the nude

person person
09-07-2009, 02:35 PM
Singing the song

Aenir
09-07-2009, 04:26 PM
of the great

ThePov
09-07-2009, 04:52 PM
Lucky Charms Legion

evilamericorp
09-07-2009, 05:01 PM
, of whom many

Fantomex
09-08-2009, 06:45 AM
are secretly Squats

Aenir
09-08-2009, 07:33 AM
but havent been

TSINI
09-08-2009, 07:47 AM
eaten by the

Aenir
09-08-2009, 11:05 AM
hive fleet donuts

person person
09-08-2009, 11:26 AM
on planet Dunkin'

Dunadan
09-08-2009, 10:39 PM
but will be...

Fantomex
09-09-2009, 06:52 AM
resurrected by Nurgle

TSINI
09-09-2009, 07:10 AM
as David Hasslehoff's

Cryl
09-09-2009, 08:58 AM
mothers cousins dog

ThePov
09-09-2009, 01:06 PM
. Meanwhile, back on

TSINI
09-09-2009, 01:30 PM
Terra, mr T

Dunadan
09-09-2009, 03:39 PM
got roundhouse kicked

ThePov
09-09-2009, 04:55 PM
by Teh Emprah

TSINI
09-09-2009, 06:33 PM
prah...prah...prah...

person person
09-09-2009, 06:45 PM
eating a sausage.

Fantomex
09-09-2009, 06:49 PM
Dr Frasier Crane

TSINI
09-09-2009, 06:51 PM
virtually died of

Aenir
09-09-2009, 11:05 PM
death by fulgrim

Cryl
09-10-2009, 02:29 AM
Meanwhile, back at

Fantomex
09-10-2009, 05:38 AM
Fulgrims sex ranch

Cryl
09-10-2009, 05:55 AM
there were tentacles

TSINI
09-10-2009, 07:42 AM
too many tenticles

energongoodie
09-10-2009, 07:50 AM
to wrap round

Aenir
09-10-2009, 10:16 AM
fortress of solitude

Fantomex
09-11-2009, 05:15 AM
. In strolled Russ

energongoodie
09-11-2009, 06:00 AM
with his furry

Aenir
09-11-2009, 10:37 AM
Edmund Fitzgerald Wreck

crazyredpraetorian
09-12-2009, 10:28 AM
He showed them

Schnitzel
09-12-2009, 10:49 AM
cheezey space wolves

crazyredpraetorian
09-12-2009, 05:28 PM
and sissy whiners

person person
09-13-2009, 12:08 AM
Who's the boss.

Prometheus
09-15-2009, 01:33 AM
Tony Danza is.

Aenir
09-16-2009, 10:25 AM
except when Calgar

crazyredpraetorian
09-16-2009, 11:29 AM
is feeling manly.

Cryl
09-18-2009, 05:52 AM
who doesn't like

person person
09-19-2009, 01:38 AM
Very big yo-yos

Jezlad
09-23-2009, 05:16 PM
they hurt his

crazyredpraetorian
09-23-2009, 05:24 PM
manly pride. So,

person person
09-24-2009, 08:12 PM
very very badly.

praxis
10-01-2009, 07:59 AM
"Destroy the yo-yos !"

VonKoeder
10-27-2009, 03:57 PM
Yelled Chuck Norris.

the one
10-28-2009, 03:59 AM
I hope I

person person
10-29-2009, 08:45 PM
dont hurt myself.

Cryl
10-30-2009, 02:41 AM
when I'm swimming

Ivarr
10-30-2009, 05:06 AM
in a tub

Cryl
10-30-2009, 07:19 AM
of slaaneshi effulent

Aldramelech
10-31-2009, 04:26 PM
The smell is........

crazyredpraetorian
10-31-2009, 04:55 PM
like raspberries on

Lindargo
10-31-2009, 06:03 PM
cheesy garlic astartes. XD

person person
11-01-2009, 10:30 PM
Then a big

crazyredpraetorian
11-03-2009, 06:50 PM
frigging Stompa loomed

person person
11-03-2009, 08:32 PM
over him stomping

crazyredpraetorian
11-04-2009, 11:22 AM
a Ratling to

the one
11-05-2009, 02:49 AM
Intergalactic space dust.

Aldramelech
11-05-2009, 03:15 AM
Which made him

Cryl
11-05-2009, 03:33 AM
cry like a

energongoodie
11-05-2009, 03:42 AM
big Rainbow Warrior

the one
11-05-2009, 09:38 AM
addicted to wombles.

crazyredpraetorian
11-06-2009, 03:31 AM
Huron came along....

Cryl
11-06-2009, 07:43 AM
side a womble

person person
11-08-2009, 02:25 AM
Then Kharn pwned

Melissia
11-08-2009, 06:11 AM
your mother's backside

Grotzooka
11-08-2009, 04:41 PM
with a yellow

person person
11-08-2009, 09:08 PM
and large banana.

crazyredpraetorian
11-08-2009, 09:24 PM
Your Daddy saw

Grotzooka
11-08-2009, 10:21 PM
the world burn

entendre_entendre
11-09-2009, 12:02 AM
like tabac sticks

person person
11-11-2009, 05:37 PM
in an oven.

Grotzooka
11-11-2009, 08:49 PM
Meanwhile, on T'au,

Master Bryss
11-13-2009, 11:20 AM
Aun'Va pondered over

the one
11-14-2009, 07:17 AM
totally unrelated subjects,

Grotzooka
11-14-2009, 12:54 PM
such as peppers

the one
11-15-2009, 05:42 AM
,inflatable binbags and

person person
11-15-2009, 05:57 PM
dead looking necrons.

Aenir
03-18-2010, 02:36 PM
who all were

The other guy
03-19-2010, 04:08 AM
All standing nonchalantly

Subject Keyword
03-23-2010, 11:50 PM
Behind 7-Eleven counters