Brass Scorpion
11-28-2010, 07:15 PM
Given the latest TSA regulations in the USA, it didn't take long for the obvious jokes to follow:
Watch for this book to hit the book shelves soon ...
http://us.mg2.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f1908953%5fACYxvs4AABjfTPL1qgtQYSn KtkY&pid=2&fid=Inbox&inline=1
TSA Slogans
Can't see London, can't see France, unless we see your underpants.
Grope discounts available.
If we did our job any better we'd have to buy you dinner first.
Only we know if Lady Gaga is really a lady.
Don't worry, my hands are still warm from the last guy.
Wanna fly? Drop your fly.
We are now free to move about your pants.
We rub you the wrong way, so you can be on your way.
It's not a grope. It's a freedom pat.
When in doubt, we make you whip it out.
TSA: Touchin', Squeezin', Arrestin'
You were a virgin.
We handle more packages than the USPS.
Watch for this book to hit the book shelves soon ...
http://us.mg2.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f1908953%5fACYxvs4AABjfTPL1qgtQYSn KtkY&pid=2&fid=Inbox&inline=1
TSA Slogans
Can't see London, can't see France, unless we see your underpants.
Grope discounts available.
If we did our job any better we'd have to buy you dinner first.
Only we know if Lady Gaga is really a lady.
Don't worry, my hands are still warm from the last guy.
Wanna fly? Drop your fly.
We are now free to move about your pants.
We rub you the wrong way, so you can be on your way.
It's not a grope. It's a freedom pat.
When in doubt, we make you whip it out.
TSA: Touchin', Squeezin', Arrestin'
You were a virgin.
We handle more packages than the USPS.