Diary of a space marine

[rhubikon]

a thousand apologies if this is old hat, but just found this on the net and had to share it. :D enjoy!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3477232/10/Diary_of_a_Space_Marine

[Aldramelech]

Daay 46, Lucius is in the Dairy Rooom:

"Who is he!? Who is he!? He comes flapping in here like some kind of Saint with his big flappy wings and big pointy teeth telling us what to do! I hate him so much!"

Meanwhile in the Kitchen Sanguinus is talking to Horus, "This is Big Brother, will Sanguinus please come to the Dairy room".............

[archimbald]

made me lol
"Day 7

Khrone cultist broke into orphanage. Emptied a plasma weapon into me. Really crapy weapon. Made my light scout armour glow red-hot. Took armour of and threw it at him, hard.

Am in a lot of agony. Feel like I have been set on fire. Run out of opium. Run out of booze."


only thing that annoys me is the really bad spelling

[DrLove42]

Day 22

I think that this is the real reason marines turn to Chaos. They aren't known for having lots of paper work.

[Laodamia]

Actually, I think this diary is fantastic!
I couldn't stop laughing every two minutes while I read it.

I think my favorite parts are the dreads' jokes:

"How many Emperors of all mankind does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. And it shall be so bright that you can use it to navigate the warp by." (day 40).:D